It was, uh... somepony’s... er... horn warmer. Yes, horn warmer.

Talking about this latest Fimfiction incident cannot be avoided. It cannot be adequately described in anything less than an angry tone. Alexstrazsa would have us believe that his blanket statements and indecent fictions are the carriers of civilization and that without them history is silent, literature is dumb, science is crippled, and thought and speculation are at a standstill. The reality, in contrast, is that Alexstrazsa has blood on his hands. Naturally, he pretends to be an innocent lamb who has our best interests at heart. We all know the reality: If Alexstrazsa really had our best interests at heart, he wouldn't destabilize the already volatile social fabric that he purportedly aims to save.

Rarity mouthed out ‘what the...’ as she looked at the item she held. Turning it around, there was a circular entry point, and on the side she saw the words ‘Bon Bon’ engraved. It only took her a moment to process what she was touching.

AN INAPPROPRIATE SEX DEVICE IN A “RATED E EVERYONE” STORY.

That represents yet more evidence—as if we needed more—that all he really wants is to hang onto the perks he's getting from the system. Just like the other “mods”, that's all he really cares about. Alexstrazsa is often accused of exploiting and mocking other cultures for self-entertainment. His attendants usually respond with a message along the lines of, "So what? At least Alexstrazsa isn't treating traditional values as if they were goofy, peremptory crimes like the rest of Fimfiction." But aren't we forgetting that Alexstrazsa is so disrespectful that he transcends the normal definition of that word into a whole new meaning that also encompasses "exploitative" and "yawping"? Be aware! Be skeptical! Think! Do not be diverted, deceived, or mesmerized by Alexstrazsa's contumacious manuscripts. With that kind of thinking, Alexstrasza's rhetorical posturings are blisteringly hogheaded. He is abusing his own indecent rules!

May the horse gods strike me down in punishment for this transgression!

Confirmation that the moderation staff worship pagan horse deities.
Doesn't get any clearer than that.

This is incredible.

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