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Grab them, shove their sorry ass down the garbage can sideways, and pour milk and cereal on them and enjoy.

"Breakfast is served, bitch." Look's like Trixie's got Trix's up her sleeve. Notice the milk is 2% fattening so their is more fat in it compared to 1%.

Adagiabuse AKA "Garb-agio" in a nutshell.

"Garb-agio"

I'll be using this from now on.

In ways they will never realize you did. Like pissing in their cereal and then watching them eat it. Or licking all their doorknobs when you have the flu. Or taking their legal-aged offspring's virginity on their bed.
You know. Basic stuff.

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What's the best way to punish (and troll) your enemies?

Simply tell them the hard truth that they won't want to hear. If it's Stormfags, tell them the truth about what the Nazis were really like, people who believed in big government and believed in more than one Master Race than just white people. If it's SJWs, simply point out that calling a black Republican a "house nigger" is just about as racist as calling any other black person a "nigger" out of spite. If it's neckbeard fedora tippers who can't distinguish between theism and religion, simply point out that Einstein believed in God, and just wasn't religious. You have no idea how many tears are shed from just hearing the cold, hard truth. It's the harshest, simplest, cleverest, and easiest way to utterly troll them.

4969363 Of what you just said made no sense.

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I meant trolling people on the internet. The best way to do that is to tell them the truth.

4969745 Yeah, pretty much.

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