It's PAIN O'Clock, My Dudes (Not an Update + Sort of an Update) · 1:53am May 5th, 2022
So you know how teeth are the worst part of the human body? Well, they are. I've got a hideous third molar jutting out of my mouth and it's surgery time for lil' ol' me. Recovery time is estimated at one month or so. So that's gonna suck. It's even worse because it's finals time, and the surgery needs to be pronto because there's an infection going on that could prolly be dangery or whatevs. So that double sucks.
That's an estimated three days of absolute agony after the surgery, which will prolly be this Saturday, and then a week of pain, followed by another two weeks of recovery, which will be painful too. Apparently food will be a no-no during that time, so I guess at least I'll get to keep my beautiful figure. I'm gonna have an appetizer sampler for dinner this Friday for truth.
Anyway, that's about it. Hopefully I can get through this garbage tooth nonsense and get back to writing soon.
Adios, kiddos, and remember: eat candy and drink soda. Fuck teeth.
Damn, that sucks.
I had my wisdom teeth extracted in January. It was hell on wheels.
Feel better, and hope whatever treatment you get is quick and painless.
Bonus tip: drink pineapple juice before the operation. It reduces swelling. Trust me :P
5655503
I will chug the blood of the apples of the pines. 😤 Many thanks for the tip. 🙏
5655506
No problemo. I don't know how it works, but I think pineapple has an anti inflammatory agent. I drank 1 litre of it the day before my operation.
Good luck!
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Thanks! 😎