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  • 123 weeks
    It's criticism time: Go go chojin fan Glory

    Well, the canadian basket case decided to “react” to something I wrote, but instead of just focusing on whatever he decided to use it as an excuse for some “promo” to show how he is in fact totally owning me in some regard. All while also confirming by accident once more to me, that adults who enjoy Power Rangers are fucking mental.

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  • 123 weeks
    Thursday Afternoon special: Three posts commented all at once

    So for some reason Mykan seems to have a real urge to whine about some random users tearing apart his criticism to varying degrees of succees and quality, which ironically just makes whatever point they want to make pretty much on its own. Cause to paraphrase one of my favorite stage shows of all time…

    Mykan: You made a fool out of me!
    Critics: You didn’t need our help.

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  • 124 weeks
    Someone is nuttier than squirrel poo... An insight into the sociopathic justifications of Dakari King Mykan, the king of Antibronies.

    So, hi. Name is Glory and recently I stumbled upon the fella called Dakari King Mykan.
    I think there are enough people on this platform who “deal” with him already, so I do not want to do much to introduce him and so on. Safe to say though when I stumbled upon his work, I got a bit worried if the guy is alright in the head.

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Thursday Afternoon special: Three posts commented all at once · 8:09pm Dec 22nd, 2021

So for some reason Mykan seems to have a real urge to whine about some random users tearing apart his criticism to varying degrees of succees and quality, which ironically just makes whatever point they want to make pretty much on its own. Cause to paraphrase one of my favorite stage shows of all time…

Mykan: You made a fool out of me!
Critics: You didn’t need our help.

Cause these last three entries… off. Let me just give my two cents to them if you are okay with that



First, why “context matters”


If you bully or harm fictional characters for no other reason than that you hate them, does that make you a bully in real life?

Not really, but as I tried to make clear in my last entry, it makes you come off as highly unhinged. But let’s see what Mykan has to say about it. Yet again.

The reason I never considered stuff like this is simple...
Why?
They're cartoon characters. They haven't the same civil or protective rights like a human does. So how can bullying a lifeless and non-existent cartoon be the equivalent of doing ti to someone real?

Well the answer is, it isn’t. However there are certain factors to consider:

The level of “glee” you can display by writing how a character has to suffer because “you have the power” to do so, can give slight insight in your state of mind. And most human people start to question the sanity of someone who instead of doing anything positive with their life, decides instead to spend all his or her time to hate on some fictional character the way you do. Sure, you are not the most unhinged in that regard, I have seen worse, but it certainly is not healthy. It also begs the question for many, that if you are so “apathic” as that you think violence is fun if it happens to someone you don’t like (even if it is just someone fictional) what that says about you when it comes to people similar to the character you hate in real life.

You think Twilight Sparkle is a bad pony because she believes in friendship and you despise Cadance for having a healthy marriage. So? Does that mean you get genuinely angry if you see for example a happy couple on the street jus enjoying themselves?

Also, I would like to ask the following question: If according to your own words these characters are only fictional and we should not care for the fact that someone like you makes them suffer… why do you care about those characters “hurting” you? They are just non-existent, so they can not harm you. Heck, why should we care about fictional characters anyway then, according to your words? By that logic, we shouldn’t care about anything we like. Meaning you shouldn’t also care for example about Power Rangers, Sesame Street or whatever else you enjoy. Meaning you are automatically invalid to hate anything these shows did “wrong” in your opinion, or when people get these characters “wrong” in their own work of fiction.

Which if that is the case, let me introduce you to something called “Agony in Pink”

*Punches Twilight across the face*
See? I punched Twilight... did anybody REALLY get punched? Did they? I don't see how the context matters here.

Funny how Mykan tries to say context doesn’t matter, when all he does is essentially to be “understood” in a certain context. Why does he hate MLP? Because it reminds him of the fact he doesn’t have fact and Teen Titans. Why is Teen Titans bad? Because of Things Change. Why is Things change bad? Because it reminds him of shit that went wrong in his own life.
Heck, without the context of MLP existing, Starfleet wouldn’t exist.

So I made Beast Boy pull off Flurry heart's head. You may call it sick, or psychotic, but it's still not real. No REAL baby got beheaded, so why act like the context matters when it can't?

Because again, if you already get so gleeful about killing a fictional baby, just to spite some fictional horse that can not hurt you in real life, people have to wonder how spiteful and sadistic you could potentially be to someone in real life. Or rather how apathic you could be to some real world problems. You have to at least understand that the “level” of sadistic joy you express is not normal to something most people show, even if they write for example violent stuff. It also doesn’t help, that you “glorify” the violence in some infantile manner.
Like, you almost want to make it come off as a “good” thing when characters such as Twilight or Flurry die, potentially as violent as you can muster. Which btw, is not even the most violent shit I could imagine. I have read a lot of garbage grimdark MLP fanfic, but I will say even that about Fallout Equestria: At least the writer knew how to “paint” a violent scene. Their violent shit was the equivalent of seeing something by Bosch, your stuff is some crayon picture drawn by a 5 year old who got molested by his uncle. Which actually makes it come off as even more unhinged than you may intend.

Speaking of intend, and sorry that I repeat that, you have also made it clear multiple times, that you write such stuff only to feel “joy” and get rest, not because you genuinely like writing a decent enough or intriguing story. Which all things considered, is even something the person behind Cupcakes at least tried to do. You are literally worse than the person I wished never had access to a computer in 2011.

In the end, you just don't like what is written or the reasons WHY, which STILL does not make it REAL bullying.

Kinda right on all accounts, but again I have to ask here, does the guy just not realize that it is not a good thing to come off as being unhinged the way he is? Has he no concept of “long term consequences based on present behavior”? Just saying Mykan, I get the feeling that if for some reason Tara Strong ever bothered to get you on board with some Va project, she may throw you off the ride as soon as enough people dig up your shit and try to cancel you.




That's why I didn't add "IT DEPENDS" because it doesn't matter to me, and even if DOES matter, then it gets too complicated.

I think it matters to you actually. Otherwise you wouldn’t react to the criticism everytime the way you do. It is at least obvious that you want to be “understood” and if possible even liked, despite how much you claim to enjoy being hated.

And “it depends” would have become too complicated as an answer for you?
I don’t get it. You are 35 years old and all things considered not intellectually handicapped.
I mean, you are mentally ill, but you are not suffering severe autism that makes it impossible for you to communicate with others. So I think you can actually understand concepts past “yes” or “no”. You are just lazy and want the world to be as simplistic as possible, so you can hopefully also justify the way you behave around others and especially online.

I can't tell what is or what isn't. (Then again, knowing all my retarded haters... they'll just sulking is bullying)
All I want is a simple ALL YES... or ALL NO answer.

Okay, you want an ultimate answer? Here is what I am going to do: I will let you make the decision what is right.
But before you give the answer, I want you to consider the following: Your answer determines if then it would also be okay to write for example a fanfiction in which Lightning Dawn gets mutilated by his loved ones. Or a story in which Mykan Stevens dies of AIDS and covid. Or if Robot Chicken is allowed to make a sketch in which Sesame Street characters die of bird flu. Cause if you say yes and it is not “bullying” to write such stuff, you can never complain about dark jokes or people mocking your stuff by writing your characters, including all your Mykan named self inserts, ever again. Because by your own admission, raping Mykans is not bad, because they are not real.

And I'll also tell you this... if "It DEPENDS" wins...
...I'm afraid that means it's 100% "YES, you are a bully" because I know people will make their excuses to say "Yes it does make you a bully." period.

Ironically he comes to that conclusion in context of himself all on his own. Which frankly feels more like he knows somewhere deep down how fucked up his approaches are and is even critical towards himself.

I won't do any "In the MIDDLES" with this one
Red or Green
No in-between.

What about yellow? That is a color inbetween those two.

It Wouldn't Matter (Alternative Flurry Heart Scenes for THE END OF ENDS)
Doesn't matter if I'm a Sociopath or not. I'm here on this site... I am STAYING on this site... and there's NOTHING... you can do about it.

Except ban you.
No seriously, if the administration ever decided you have crossed a line, they could just terminate your account. Granted, you could create a sock account and come back, but that is not the point. There is stuff people can do about you. The only reason why no one has done anything as of yet, is ironically because a) you haven’t broken the rules of this site yet (As far as I know) and the administration is far more tolerant here than in some other places.

Cause believe me, if you would chill half of your opinions on women on something like Ishida’s “sinfest” page, you would get kicked harder than a tree by Applejack.

People still get up my butt for having Count Logan (a cursed, reincarnation of Beast Boy)

First he was essentially just granted the power of the book and acting out all on his own, then he was possessed, then he got reincarnated as some Black Lantern gimp through a magic book… this guy reinvents Count Logan more often than people do Spiderman in movie.

Kill the infant by pulling off her head like a cork.

I see someone approaches fanfic writing with a Mortal Kombat mentality.
Honestly though, I like Flurry, but I am not against killing a character for dramatic effect. It is just that the dramatic effect in Mykan’s writing is lost as a result of him again being just terrible in writing and setting up a scene, period. He is simply not a good writer. There are worse people out there, but based on the fact he has over 66 MLP stories under his belt here alone, it is baffling he never improved over all the years.

BTW, not gonna lie, Flurry getting her head pulled off like a cork… could actually be kinda funny.

Now hear me out: Yes, killing the infant just out of sadistic glee of the author is mental. But imagine if the scene was literally written as if Logan suddenly makes a bottle opener appear in his hand and use it to pull Flurry’s head off. As in stabs it, tries to pull it off and then even has to put the child’s body inbetween his tights and hold her still while trying desperately to pull the head off, because it is stuck.

Yeah, I know this is still bad, but personally I think I just turned it into extremely dark comedy, because I suddenly deprived the scene of some of the “seriousness” Mykan was (not really) going for.

Well, there WERE alternate ideas, but none of them would have mattered anyway if I had done them.

Instead of having him pull off Flurry's head...
-As Equestria was starting crumple as it was getting ready to explode, Shining Armor and Flurry both perish in a gas eruption from the ground where they stand. (I posted it like that the very first time I loaded the fics)

I heard him say that a couple of times. I wonder if someone actually saw it. Cause I have not seen anything implying that really was a first draft.

-Instead of pulling off her head, Logan could have just crushed her in his hands like a grape.

Logan: Oh great! Now I got pony blood all over my clothes. You know how hard that gets out of silk?


-Logan could have just halted the infant as she charged at him, levitate her up in the air and then... BOOM! She just combusts.

Again with this obsession regarding cartoonish explosions.
Also, yeah, all those feel less like death scenes that we should take serious, and more like Mortal Kombat finisher animations.

There are many way for Logan to kill the baby. She'll either die by his hand instantly, or later when the planet explodes.
either-either way... the kid is going down.

I just find it funny that of all things regarding his “Magnum Opus” which he like rewrote three times in ten years, the one aspect he focuses the most nowadays is just the infanticide.
He could actually try to do something different with End of Ends, like make it less of a clone of Super Paper Mario. Instead he just added a pony DLC to it and tries to reassure everyone and especially himself, that this way it is the superior version of the story.
Which independent of the murder of Flurry Heart’s, it is not.

If anything, it is actually a testament to how MLP has rotten his brain.

WHY WON'T IT MATTER?
Like I said, originally I had Flurry and Shining Armor perish in an explosion, but that didn't seem to amount to anything. The haters still gave me hate "For even THINKING of pulling off her head in the first place."
Then again, they weren't too keen on the baby being killed anyway...
-Because you want to torture Cadance for being happy. (I do... so there)
-BB is being sick and stupid just because he got dumped. (Yeah, it's not like he's the bad guy or anything, and it's WHAT THEY DO.)

Depends. There are also quite a lot of bad guys in fiction who draw the line at baby killing.
Not to forget, despite you claiming Logan is a villain, you have always spend time to make Logan “sympathetic”. Like even after all he has done, a lot of it gleefully, you try to make him come off as a tragic villain instead of just admitting he was a monster.

Let me be real here: I actually like tragic villains and I am to a degree a fan of a good redemption. But Count Logan is like one of those villains who are so past the point of redemption because of how much they enjoy being evil, even if all the shit they have done is reversed thanks to a giant deus ex machina, that still doesn’t deserve any sympathy in the end.

Sorry but Loagn is like one of those few villains that makes someone as nuts as Lily Orchard justified in his rantings about how redemption storylines are crap.

Then again, there were two other alternative endings.
-Just make it all happen before Flurry is born. Therefore she can't be killed if she doesn't exist yet.
-Have her escape with Cadance and the others to safety, and make her an important asset to defeating the darkness.



Yeah... I don't think so.
-Like I said... the haters gave me crap no matter what. "For even THINKING of killing flurry in the first place."

Well, how would you feel, if someone suddenly wrote a story about an infant character you like, being killed?

-That second one really irks me. I don't want Flurry to live, I want her destroyed as part of my being wicked to the ponies.

Mykan: I want to be this evil and petty! I want, I want, I want! Stop calling me immature!

(They lost their entire world anyway) And then the haters go "Because it's moral, and it shows you have some decency."

...No
...It does not...
...At all...
...Not even a bit!

It would at least imply there are certain lines you would not cross when it comes to creating fiction. Like some comedian deciding not to tell rape jokes e.g. at an event for rape survivors or something.

Then again, I think you have done worse than killing Flurry Heart. Like writing an MLP fanfic about 9/11 and posting it on that very day, while also mocking people who mourn the loss of their loved ones at the date still, because you just wanted to teach the ponies a lesson.

At this point I am surprised Mykan has not outright wrote a story where he uses the real name of his grandmother to gain sympathy for the fact she died like three years ago.

Reasons: They gave me crap for EVEN THINKING of it in the first place, which immediately nullifies that whole Moral nonsense.
Plus, I don't LIKE IT... nor do I want it. No, I wouldn't feel moral, or proud about that at all. As a Sociopath in this area (Mercy/Morals= Weakness)

Ah, back to try and be proud of being a sociopath. Fine. Then don’t whine when society treats you like one on large.

Besides, then people would laugh at me and go "Wah-ha-ha! You let others tell you what to do! You're a pushover!"

People would laugh at you anyway, because you are 35 and getting worked up over a cartoon the way others did when Trump was elected into office.

I'm not letting people tell me how to write my own fiction.

Is it really your “own” fiction, if you just take stuff others have created already? And I mean by that the fact, that “End of Ends” is essentially just 70% Super Paper Mario, but without collecting hearts.

If they don't like what I've written, too bad.

Same credo by which people should reply to any criticism you ever have to any cartoon

Also, it still would not make a difference because people still give the entire fic a rough time.

Because there is a bucket list full of other things wrong with it.

...So ultimately, in the end... It just won't matter. Why bother changing it if NOTHING'S going to change?

Which begs the question: Why even bother changing End of Ends to the point it then included MLP in it, when nothing really changed at all?
I wouldn’t even say you succeeded in torturing the ponies much, because by the end of the story everything was reset anyway.

Heck, that is the main problem with your stories aside of “Darkness of Dimensions” or your rewrite of Force of Hatred: Whatever Beastboy does in the end, whatever violent shit and faith you try to pull with your self inserts, by the end everything is happy go lucky anyway. Sure, Beastboy/your self insert in Logan’s name only, is dead, but who mourns the wicked?

Ah well, off to the last one.


Either way, you're screwed.
People keep telling me that my way is the wrong way. Well to them it is... but isn't to me.
Besides, I don't like their ways just as they don't like mine, so I can consider it wrong too.

Mykan: It’s my way! It’s my way! It’s my way or the highway!

Wonder if Mykan thinks that his way will end up with him living “long”.
Yeah, I get he just wants to prove to the world you can live being a miserable ass, and so far he manages to do. But I wonder how he will change his song, once he actually finds himself coming closer to an encounter with death.

Then again, I can use that to my advantage to maintain the fact how I want things to work out for me, or other characters.
I can make it so choosing either way will result in a bad ending or something unpleasant will happen.

Yeah, this is the power of a writer. Unfortunately that doesn’t automatically make you a decent writer.

For example, I have an idea to make another TEEN TITANS IN EQUESTRIA story...

Business as usual. At this point his fanfictions are more similar than a batch of “individual” Sontaran clone soldiers



The thing is, I know people don't like what I do to Beast Boy (Make him the big bad, make him do terrible things because Terra dumped him)

At this point I think people are just tired you can’t think of anything else than writing the same type of story over and over. Heck, I like My little Pony, but in your case I say it really has a negative effect. Not because of its message, but because you have grown so obsessed with it, you can’t focus on anything aside of the little horses.

I don’t know, at this point, write about something else you like. I don’t know, Power Rangers Beast Morphers? Miraculous Ladybug? Steven Universe? The Owl House?
… wait. The later two would just trigger you harder because of the LGBT stuff.

That's just it... Terra dumped, he was actually WILLING to accept it and move on with his life... Nothing... I repeat, nothing to me is more disgusting, more disgraceful, and more WEAK than that.

Okay. Then just write how he shoots himself in the head and be done. Your stories are just elaborate “I kill Beastboy” hatefics anyway.

Therefore, I punish him by making his life a living hell (There will be no bright side. There will be nothing for him to hope for, and whether or not he becomes Big Bad... he's screwed. He will either die or spend the rest of his life in misery)

How are you trying to achieve that? Make his only known incarnation for future generations be the one from that awful CW live action show?

Since people don't like that, I will narrow it down to TWO WAYS the story can be written.
ONE: Beast Boy and Terra can be back together immediately at the start of the story. (She's shows up during a battle and admits she was wrong to push him away and really does want to come back) She and BB are together, now I don't need to torture him, make him the big bad. I'll give him all the happiness he ever craved (Because he is with her now)

Okay. Then do that. I honestly don’t even know why people care that much about these two, period. Like I do not hate them, but I have seen better couples in fiction than these two. I mean, on a scale somewhere between Marinette and Adrien and Morticia and Gomez, these two are in the middle.

The Catch is... whoever the big bad is of this story... will be pretty pathetic and easily defeated like a Batman villain.

So like Deathstroke and Blackfire in whatever the story was about a Teen Titans self insert who looked like a shaved monkey?
Yeah, I have done actual research on this lolcow. More so than kiwifarms and some longtime critics of his ever have at this moment.
Also, I do not know if Batman villains are really “easily” defeated or pathetic. Yeah sure, most Batman villains are not world destroying alien overlords like Superman or the Green Lantern have to face. But for what they are, they tend to be effective enough. Heck, Penguin always manages to keep his business open, even if some plans are foiled.

And don’t get me even started on Joker, who has been turned into a total villain sue for the last two decades because every new writer for Batman needs to write like “the ultimate” Joker vs Batman story.

I've told you people before, when it comes to massive bloodshed, chaotic destruction beyond imagination-- Only BEAST BOY TYPE villains are allowed to have that honor with me.

Bloodshed and destruction beyond imagination… that either gets undone in 90% of all stories you write or lacks the necessary gravitas for what you are going for to the point, your writing feels more like a mockery of “crisis” events than anything else.

Fucks sake, There are Disney princesses who caused canonically more bloodshed and destruction than all your villains combined.
Yeah, for those not knowing me, I am NOT a fan of the end of Star vs the Forces of evil. Like fuck the last episodes.

Every other villain type...no matter how powerful, sick, or capable of doing such things... I refuse. (I'm not being lazy, I'm being insistent, I CAN write any villain to give them the power and chaos... I just have no desire or intention)

Yeah, only Beastboy, the character you identify the most with on a personal level, is supposed to have the power to destroy everything and set reality on fire. But you are totally not “projecting” some very dangerous tendencies you may have on a fictional character No sire! And Covid is caused by G5 radiation and the Holocaust never happened.

The pleasure of such things go to Beast Boy.
So if BB doesn't go Big-Bad... Then the villain (Whoever they are) get down-sized.

What if the villain would be some sort of sentient zombie virus?
How do you downsize that? Btw, I feel the need that if Mykan reads this and wants to write a comeback, that this was a joke. Like a lot of things said here.

TWO: I could just plain not include BB in the story at all. Make it so he never existed, and that there was only ever the other four Titans.
You: "Where is Beast Boy?"
Me: "That loser? He doesn't deserve to be here, not for giving up on Terra."
That's right... I hold him in THAT MUCH contempt.

Wonder when the point was reached, where he started to no longer “defend” but resent Beastboy more so than Terra and Raven.

Those are the only choices I'm giving you.
-BB becomes Big Bad
-The Non-BB Big Bad is weak
-BB is not welcome in the story at all.
(You always wanted THREE options)

Yeah, we just go for option number four: Acknowledge you write this story whenever it comes out, skip over it to see how you screwed up, laugh perhaps at some unintentional comedy and use the majority of our time enjoying some actually good fiction.

Like Amphibia.

Maybe that's not much of a "You're screwed either way"
So how about just Beast Boy giving up on Terra in the first place...
Now I've already told I plan to give him a hellish life if he lets go of Terra and tries to move on. (I don't like what he did)

What else was he supposed to do? Stalk her till he gets a genuine restraining order served?

So right there, he's viewed as bad, and he will be punished, BY ME!!

Mykan: I write this fanfic! I am the second coming! I speak for god now! HABABABADUBADA!!

Or alternatively…

Mykan: (to Beastboy) You fucking fucker are going to do what I say, or I will put my goddamn foot so far your assholes, you will regret the day you crawled out of your mother’s twat!

Of course a lot of you say BB should leave Terra alone, and let her get away with breaking his heart.

A lot of us don’t even care much about Teen Titans, period.
Teen Titans was a good show for what it was in 2005, but it has aged badly. Thanks in part to Teen Titans Go and the general state of the DC Universe in all sorts of media.

That continuing to STALK HER (Even though almost all my fics don't have him doing that, but rather accidental running into her, or SHE comes to talk to him) and also making it look like he's entitled to her, and forcing Terra into a life she supposedly doesn't want anymore.

I do not even bother asking why he can’t just try something more positive, like a fanfic about Terra getting back into superheroic stuff and getting back together with BB all on her own, without being too “dark”. Why? Because the answer is obvious: Because Mykan does not care for writing how things change for the better in a positive way, he just wants to punish characters.

Now YOU see BB as Bad, and you intend to punish him.

At this point most of us really just want you to either move on for your own good or stop entirely, not see anything Beastboy related.

Either Way, BB is screwed...
-If he doesn't move on from Terra, you and the other Titans will pound him into dirt.
-If he TRIES to move on from Terra... and I HAVE the honor of pounding him.

And now... a spoiler of a fic I am currently working on...
It's called LET'S JUST NOT BE FRIENDS

Just write a rape fic already.

You've heard that old thing before after a breakup "We'll still be good friends, right?"
...Oh, GAG!! I hate that concept (And I've never even been in a relationship before, and PROUD OF IT TOO. Maintaining that and stayong alone is STRENGTH to me, but giving in to temptation and trying for a relationship is CAVING IN/WEAK.)

So your parents are weak, for actually getting together and having you as a child?
Yeah, just saying, it is necessary for the survival of any species to find a partner, even if it is just for the purpose of reproduction.

Besides, I've never seen it really work in all the cartoons I've seen.
The characters SAY they will be friend, but in the end... one of two things happen...
-They have very little interaction with one another.
-Or they end up falling in love all over again and get back together for keeps.

Great, I am getting Star vs flashbacks.
Calm down Glory. Just remember, there are worse romantic subplots than in Star. Like Miraculous Ladybug.

Other than that, I really don't like the "Let's just be friends" bull, so I got to thinking... what the guy doesn't WANT that? What if being friends just isn't good enough for him. (People are and can be like that, whether it's being a sociopath, selfish, or not)

And what if the woman is the one who doesn’t want that? Just asking. Cause it seems you are more forgiving of guys becoming freaking stalkers, than any female, if your fanfics and personal opinion pieces are any indication.

I mean, imagine someone actually falls in love with you, Mykan. Yeah, you would not want them to be in a relationship with you, because you don’t want to. But by your logic she should have the right to stalk you and demand you are getting together with her.

So what the guy does is, not only does he stop hanging out with her... he doesn't hang out with ANY of his friends at all. He knows they won't just stop hanging with her, and if he hangs out with them... he'll have to hang out with her and face his pain which he CANNOT/WILL NOT get over.
I REALLY... REALLY love that kind of concept...

Mykan reminds me a lot of Porky from Mother 3. In that I think Mykan’s idea of paradise would be to be stuck for all eternity in some sort of metallic sarcophagus and never interact with the rest of the world, for some petty selfish reason. After causing the world to burn down first of course.

Point is...
-If he keeps avoiding his friends, he's making them very unhappy, which does make him a bit of a bad person
-If he hangs out with his friends and willingly accepts he and she are friends only... he'll only be in pain all the time (He will not get over it)
Mykan: I will make sure of that! Because screw people actually managing to deal with issues in an healthy manner!

-Hang with your friends= Bad
-Don't hang with your friends= Bad
And of course, if he actually does accept they are friends, and becomes happy about... he's going down!
-I'll have a bolt of lightning strike him
-bitten my poison bug
-hit by a runaway wagon
-crushed from above by something heavy

Mykan: I got all my ideas for cruel demises from the Carebear version of “Final Destination!”

Either way, he's screwed... that is how I want it. You say it's wrong... really, you just don't like it.

You are right. Mostly because we really just want more effort put into such writing than what you do. Initially at least. Then we go down the rabbit hole, see how screwed up all of your writing is from a meta perspective and wonder what the heck will finally shake you up enough to realize you need to adjust your behavior a bit.

Well, I don't like the idea of him getting over it and moving on. I have no empathy for that whatsoever,

You seem to lack empathy in general, so… no surprise here.

and I refuse to acknowledge the goodness, strengths, or morality of it.
...This is MY story, and you're here to be screwed for what you did, which I don't like. (The same way people say they can keep flaming me for doing things they don't like)
Either way... it's screwed.
If what I'm doing is WRONG
and I don't consider the other way to be RIGHT.
(One way... you will lose
The other way... you will not win)
...If that's the way it has to be... So be it.

Mykan, you are not going to make yourself look tragic by essentially admitting that you are going to be the villain of the story, independent of what you do. You are neither Elphaba, nor are you Lelouche from Code Geass. You are not someone who has put himself in a corner where independent of what he wants to do, even if it is being a genuinely good person and do the right thing for everyone else, he will only be remembered as a villain. You are just a villain in everyone elses story at this point.

At this point he also puts in the song “Angel of Darkness” by Alex C and Yasmin K to make some point about how being evil is cool. A song I personally know because my brother had the soundtrack for some Lara Croft game that used the song as advertisement.

Ironically, Mykan seems to miss the point of the song. Yeah, it is about how supposedly evil in form of some “angel” of darkness has taken over the world, but the singer herself is repeatedly stating how she is going to oppose this world and fight it, even reassuring that they will in the end defeat the evil for good.

Listen to the lyrics once in a while.

*evil snicker* (That's a good song) makes me think of another concept I like to use for inspiration...

At this point I am surprised he never heard of Linkin Park.

"Consumed by his/her hatred for Twilight Sparkle and the My Little Ponies, He/She sold his/her soul for the power to destroy them."

What, no “they/them” pronouns? Seriously though, again you don’t make yourself look “hardcore” or cool by making statements like this.
They actually make you look extremely weak. For starters, you are so “weak” to deal with MLP characters despite how you make a big deal about being so much stronger than them, you need to make a deal with Satan to get the upper hand? Second, I think Satan would not want to make a deal with you. Your behavior in general indicates you are a person whose soul would go to hell independent of any deal. Plus you know, Satan tends to go for “pure” souls most of the time. Lastly, for someone who claimed he prays to god and swears to never turn evil, the fact you even just play with the idea of selling your soul to “destroy” a toy franchise is hilarious.

Also, what would be the long term achievement here? You/some self insert destroys Twilight and co after selling your soul. And then what? You die and are tortured for eternity. Your torture likely going to be some ironic punishment like being reborn as Twilight Sparkle or having to spend eternity being tortured by her and her friends.

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That first comment was actually just him copy/pasting the title of the poll I made.

The thing about that poll is that he thinks I made it to prove a point about him. And though I did make it to prove a point, it's not exclusively about him. So far, the "It Depends" votes are at the moment at 11/16 (68.75%). and the thing is that the people who are voting "It Depends" would most likely vote "No" if "It Depends" wasn't an option. But it proves that both "Yes" and "No" combined are in the minority.

I won't do any "In the MIDDLES" with this one
Red or Green
No in-between.

What about yellow? That is a color inbetween those two.

Hah! You did exactly what I did! Except that I did Orange, since in the light spectrum, Orange is exactly in the middle in between Red and Green. Then I added that I would choose both Red and Green since it's the Xmas Season.

Do you know what's funny though with Mykan's constant insistence that Terra and Beast Boy HAVE to end in tragedy?

He didn't always think like that. His first Teen Titans fics were just his own continuation of the show except Terra admitted she was wrong and she and Beast Boy got back together(Although let's be clear here. They were still Mykan fics with all the hallmarks that come with them). And End of Ends was just a "What If" story. So for a while, there WAS a time Mykan was happy to just write a fic where Beast Boy and Terra got together and be done with it.

But somewhere along the way, it got changed to him deciding each party had to suffer no matter what.

MLP really HAS rotten his brain...

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