short skit (because I'm bored) · 12:13am Dec 8th, 2021
“Hey Rami? I’m here” Griff said as he entered the little changeling’s home.
“I’m in my room!” Ramirez yelled from upstairs.
Looking around the home finding it empty he shrugs, Griff makes his way upstairs towards her room. wondering what Ramirez has in store for him.
“Do you have something to show me? why did you call-whoa!” as Griff opens the door he sees Rami on her bed, but instead of her classic changeling form shes-
“Griffy! look! I’m a deer!” she said excitedly as she closed a book she was reading.
“The neat part about this is that I can't change back! well, until December ends that is”
“So...you’re stuck as a deer until the end of December? ...how does that even work?” he asked.
“Eeyup! and dont tell me how it works because I am confused too!”
*jingle bells intensify*
[AS]
*BEEP BEEP*
The SCP Foundation has issued a Apollyn announcement. This is not a drill.
The SCP foundation is dedicated to containment of anomalous objects that pose a threat to humanity.
Updates will be given at the top of every hour.
The following instructions are vital for your safety and survival.
Board up all entrances to your house.
Do not investigate strange noises coming from outside. Do not look outside under any circumstance.
Ensure that the fireplace is lit at all times to stop any of the anomalies from entering.
Do not accept requests to enter your house from strangers. No matter how human they might seem.
In case of a break in, be ready to defend yourself since you might have a chance of going up against the anomalies.
You must not exit your house until after 25 December, when the threat will have gone by itself.
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“Hey! I’m not a threat!”
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You are NOT the threat the SCP foundation is warning us about.
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“how do I look Griffy? you like~?” *brushes against him*
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“Oh? who is?”
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'Santa' and his 'elves'.
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*blushes a bit* “I-I guess, but what about my old style?”
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“Whos santa? and what's an elf?”
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*blushes heavily* “I...uh...um...” *turns away*
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okay so, Santa is a guy who breaks into you(and everyone else's) house in one night and leaves free stuff, whose quality is determined by data about your behavior the past year. They collect the said data by watching everything you do 24/7.(He sees you when you're sleeping.)
Elves are his helpers.
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*shivers*
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He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good and he's out for blood tonight.
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Dude, isn’t that Krampus’ job?
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Krampus has taken a paid leave this year. Santa gonna do his job and Santa going to take everyone instead of just the children.
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give the elves guns
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done
i.imgur.com/1CZBJAw.png
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I actually like that alot.
well, bravo-6, going dark
Ramirez! Take down that AC130 with this spork!
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“Yes sir!”
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“...”
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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“we’re both deers you know!”
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I am but you aren’t.
i.imgflip.com/5x1jid.jpg
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“Y-Yes I am!”
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You may look like a deer but deep down I know you’re not.
i.imgflip.com/5x1l5f.jpg
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*sad bug noises*