I have just discovered something astonishing today.. · 2:14am Jun 23rd, 2021
Do you guys know what company mass-produces the Ouija boards? You know, these supernatural boards people allegedly use to communicate with spirits and even demons? Take a guess.
No, seriously. I want you to take a guess; a wild one.
Fuckin' Hasbro. That's right. You didn't read that wrong. Your eyes are not deceiving you, and neither are your glasses. Hasbro - the same toy industry titans that brought us the Transformers and (of course) the My Little Pony franchise - owns the rights to a board that might potentially have otherworldly powers.
And here's something else: the minimum age required to play with these sweetnesses is EIGHT and up. Apparently, you need to be over twenty-one to drink, but there's nothing wrong with possibly summoning malevolent entities from the underworld at eight.
Man, life can be just wonderful sometimes.
*Insert Capitalism pun here*
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In all seriousness tought, I definetly wasn't expecting to discover something like this dude. That's like if Mattel made little Baphomet statues.
"Here is were we produce our Barbie, Monster, and Ever After High dolls. The girls love these. However, if any of you want more masculine alternatives, feel happy to look into our Max Steel an- Oh!, we can't forget our little Baphomet miniatures".
I think that's horrible, and Karl Marx says he agrees.
Or he's "A Green." I dunno. I had KFC for dinner and my fingers are still kinda greasy.