Incorrect Quotes Batch #30

Pharynx: *clears throat*

Pharynx: Whoever decided to hurt Thorax today, please come outside so I can peacefully break your legs.

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Sunset: Do not erase the memories of my friends.

Wallflower:

Wallflower: [Read 12:05]

Sunset: This is a verbal conversation-

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Rainbow: So, hypothetically speaking, let’s say I spilt ink onto one of Twilight’s antique Starswirl journals. How long would I have left to live?

Pinkie: Ten.

Rainbow: Ten what?

Twilight: *kicks down the door*

Pinkie: Nine.

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Pharynx: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Thorax: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Pharynx: No! Four to five seconds!

Thorax: Too late!

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Luna: What are the rules of Monopoly?

Celestia: If the game lasts for more than four hours, you get the legal right to kill the person that asked you to play.

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Twilight: Apologize to each other.

Starlight: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

Spike: What’s that?

Starlight: Remorse code.

Spike: I’m even angrier now.

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Pinkie: When I get murdered, make sure it becomes an unsolved case.

Sci-Twi: What?

Pinkie: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Sci-Twi: Can we go back to the bit where do say “WHEN I get murdered”??

Comments

[Melody Song]

Pfft-

[Changeling404]

HAHAHAHAREMORSECODEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[theOwtcast]

well, at least Pharynx is trying to be peaceful... you don't want him savagely breaking your legs, do you? though, if you hurt Thorax, you definitely deserve some broken legs so...

[Daemon Wolf 22]

Pharynx: *clears throat*

Pharynx: Whoever decided to hurt Thorax today, please come outside so I can peacefully break your legs.

Mind if'n I join ya there, Pharynx?

Pharynx: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Thorax: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Pharynx: No! Four to five seconds!

Thorax: Too late!

Cinnabug hugs are a gift to be given, wanted or not.