Old Wounds Teaser · 4:04am Mar 20th, 2021
Now, Archer's rules don't show up until Chapter 10, but I got enough of a chuckle that I figure I'll share them now.
1. Leave your old rules in the trash. We’re here to break rules.
2. If you refer back to your old rules, I will smack you upside the head.
3. If you fall back on preconceived notions, please refer to point 2
4. If you thought that what we’re going to do here is impossible, you wouldn’t have bothered to show up.
5. Impossible is not a thing around here. I told him to fuck off when we started renovating.
6. As long as you don’t do something to get somepony killed, you’re good to devise a project or test a theory.
7. If you think somepony will get maimed, mutilated, killed, or turned into a zombie, consult Dawn and I first. Refer to the smack of the head in point 2 if you go ahead with the dangerous idea without first telling us that someone can get maimed, mutilated, killed, etc. Point is you can do something crazy if we know you’ll be doing something crazy.
8. This is not a prison. If you must leave for some reason and will be gone for an extended length of time, please tell us. If you don’t tell us… Well, you know the drill. Slaps and heads and all that.
