>The 5Second•Rule=Baloney~!?!<

*A 1 minuet story about that 5-Seccond Rule*

Pinkie was eating a pastry when a chunk of it fell on the carpet.

Twilight frowned."Aw man, now it is no good."

Pinkie reached down calling, "Five second rule!"

Twilight shook her head and said,"Actually, that rule is baloney."

Pinkie was confused. Twilight cleared her throat before saying, "Bacteria can spread to any given object in UNDER 5 seconds. The five second rule would only work on a flat floor that was cleaned within the last ten hours of so. On a flat surface the bacteria is easier to clean,but on a carpet it is held in by the fibers or whatever."

Pinkie nodded. She suddenly stopped to ask,"Wait, why do you know this?"

"I just learned about it to see if it was useful."Twilight said.

A purple and pink question mark apeared on top of her forehead before suddenly disapearing. Pinkie decided if her friends don't question her silliness, then she is not going to think to much about Twilight's knowledge on a bunch of various stuff.

Twilight continued,"Also, if a sickness is going around I think that 'under five seconds' became under ONE second."

"I guess you are right" Pinkie said sadly, turning into a puddle that melted next to the chunk of the floor.

Twilight blinked for a moment before saying,"Wait, don't you work at a bakery and know how to cook?"

Pinkie gasped and impidately turned back into a pony before thanking twilight, running off in a stream of laughing, pink and confetti.

Twilight shrugged and carried on.

THE END.
Based on real events that happended today, and I was Twilight. Except for the end. Instead of the bakery and puddle stuff my friend just nodded and put the chunk in the trash.