My Crazy Cat Kassan

My Cuddly Cat, Kassan,
Is very sweet and soft and is around 10 years old.
My Creative Cat, Kassan,
Tries to decorate pots with her paws painted colorfly.
My Curious Cat, Kassan,
Decided to come along for a visit to Russia with me.
My Cute Cat, Kassan,
Fell down a manhole in St. Petersburg and was never the same.
My Careless Cat, Kassan,
Always leaves the cat door wide open.
My Clumsy Cat, Kassan,
Gets tangled in my Mom’s yarn collection.
My Crusty Cat, Kassan,
Has a human statue by the litter box for “company”
My Clever Cat, Kassan,
Sneaks into my room to scratch my pillows.
My Callus Cat, Kassan,
Always steals my favorite bean-bag seat.
My Cheesy Cat, Kassan,
Has a box full of cheese shaped like human baby body parts.
My Cooky Cat, Kassan,
Is always making a mess eating the gingersnap cookies.
My Crafty Cat, Kassan,
Has a bunch of chickens made of pom poms that she hides everywhere.
My Cool Cat, Kassan,
Tries to steal my sunglasses, but I get to post photos of that.
My Creepy Cat, Kassan,
Sleeps near a jar full of naked pink bald barbies.
My Catastrophic Cat, Kassan,
Is just not right in anyway shape, or form.
My Crazy Cat, Kassan,
Is a very strange cat, but I love her anyway.