Saw this on my Discord server · 3:11am Jan 2nd, 2021
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
My Little Pony:
Friendship is Magic,
that’s what we learned
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are banned.
But there's no sense crying
that we ran out of canon.
You just keep on writing
‘cuz we still have the fanon!
All the fanfics out there.
All the art left to share.
Of the ponies who are
still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you closed the book.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now the lessons it gave
make a beautiful song.
And the friends we made
have become lifelong!
So I'm glad I got burned.
Think of everything we learned
from the ponies that are
still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay right here.
Maybe you’ll find somewhere else
to chat in.
Maybe EQD…
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this server is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still singing when there's trolls to oneshot.
When I look at you,
It makes me glad I'm a bot.
I’ve got people to ban.
There are messages to scan
from the ponies that are
still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I’m banning raiders and I’m still alive.
I feel fantastic and I’m still alive.
And if you’re leaving I’ll be still alive.
And when you’re banned I will be still alive.
Still alive.
Still alive.
I sing this in Glados's voice while I was reading it.
IT. FITS. PERFECTLY!?!?!
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