Really horrible life ahead · 1:23am Nov 27th, 2012
Ho. Ly. SHIT. My life sucks balls now. It's not an oh-I-lost-Internet crisis. I'll tell you the fuckstory of today.
So I got home from a decent day at school. No one was there so I watched Big Bang Theory. Then the life fuckery started. My mom took me upstairs and hugged me. She pulled away and said there had been an accident, by no one was hurt. Apparently my dads house went up in a FUCKING FIREBALL and none of my stuff is left. Everything just... Gone. My bow, my stuffed bear my grandma left me in her will, my books; all ash smoldering in Indiana. And to unwind, I went to be library, only to get picked up by my mom, saying that my twin baby brother and sister ate my other gramma's pills and had to go to the hospital. The week before, my grampa went in for a quadruple bypass and was ok, but a lot of shit is going on. Fattymagee knows the other fuck.
My condolences to your loss of possession and the difficulties your family is facing. I wish your brother and sister a swift recovery. I also wish your grandfather swift recovery from his bypass.
If you don't mind my asking, how old are your twin brother and sister? and what was the pill they ate for?
542920 Thank you so much. I don't know what pills they ate, but they're at the ER right now. They're two.
542938 Are they having their stomach's pumped?
542951 I'm pretty sure. I seriously need to write a self-insert HiE to make myself feel better.
542981 Ooooohhh, that reminds me of an idea I had for a story once the semester finishes. Its not quite a HiE story, but it would be a self-insert and very heart warming. Interested in hearing about it?
543020 Shoot. I promote shameless story promotions, as does the Feature Box Crusaders.
Alright, here's the premise, the way it works means that you can change the formula a bit to have a few different varieties.
Basically, in a heavily depopulated world (no specific reason, that can be decided by the author) a young human child (for maximum feel-good for the author it can be a self-insert of the author as a child) is living in...
A) With a single parent or
B) In a collective creche (a communal place where children are raised)
In this setting, one of the cast from MLP FIM shows up (Adopted as part of a government program given how few people there are to take care of children on an individual basis) and befriends the human character. They grow up together and live a happy life, or you can have challenges, you can have it stay a platonic friendship or become sexual in nature. Its up to the author at that point.
So the basic formula is:
X child author grows up with Y pony foal.
543079 Oh I do love foal-on-earth fics. Here's one I'm starting:
Namara finds a pony foal. Takes it home, thinking it's Rainbow Dash. She is right, in a way, but it's not the Dash we know and love.
543109 Rainbow Factory Dash?
OH DEAR GOD
DOES TWILI KNOW?
Should I tell her? Or do you wanna tell her tomarrow at school?
543109 It's called My Third. Referring to her generation.
543155 I'll call you. You can tell her.
543112 it's called My Third, referring to her generation.
543537 Ah, nice.
543133 Friend of Namara's IRL I presume? If so, hello. If not, still hello. A pleasure to make your acquaintance.
543570 thank you. i am a best pinkie friend with her and stuff.
545131 Good to know Namara has others to offer morale support during tough times.
Update everyone: my house was on the South Bend news. Appurently, they saved the damn structure.
I relly do feel ad 4 u hope you get some of ur stuff back
543079 lol nice equation
What?
lol why am I here.
Edit: Oh, nevermind. I think I remember what you're talking about. Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
That really sucks.
897473 Vhat? This post still lives?