My Thoughts on Season 3, Episode5: One Bad Apple · 1:25am Nov 25th, 2012

I loved this episode, it was funny and awesome in all the right places. This has to be one of most meme worthy episodes and there is also some great quotes. Here are the highlights with images.

Adorable

_"I want to make a good impression." (Applebloom whines in a white hood)- By dressing as the KKK?

_Scootaloo flutters around while she and the rest of the CMC annoy Applejack.

_Babs Seed, I'm gonna assume she's a member of the Orange branch of the Apple family being from Manehattan.

_I love Applebloom's pitch to join the CMC.

_Invisible food is best food.

_I need to draw a bullseye on the floor so I can get ideas.

_Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon only serve to gloat and laugh, and make terrible puns. "Lame-kin."- They are on the same level of terror as the Crypt Keeper.

_She's gone to the dark-side, the side with visible food and more bad puns. "looks like somepony's pumpkin just got squashed."

_Remember snitching is bad, kids. Like the rhyme goes, "Snitches are bitches that end up in ditches."

_Sad Sweetie Belle is d'awww.

_"We'll avoid her like the plague, till she goes back." - There was a plague in Equestria?

_Bad Seed Song- was by far the best song of season 3 so far. it was bright, catchy and was really elaborate. I love the synth beat, retro-tastic.

_There are movies in Equestria.

I wish the Hub logo would get down in front. I can't see the movie.

WAT?! That is the face of pure evil mixed with the look of terror of those over priced snacks. I think Discord would shit his pants, if he wore pants.

"She's drinking my brain!"

_I feel bad for the soda man. I like to think this a mishap created by Twilight like with the half Orange mutant abominations.

Mustaches. Spike wishes he could grow one that awesome.

_Sweetie Belle's dad returns and we get to see her house and room. Her parents must be loaded.

Evil laugh and shuffle hooves together menacingly

Gold Finger?
"That must be what Rarity uses on her emergency foods."-WAT?

_A-Team theme + epic montage during the float sabotaging scene.

_There are also motor vehicles, but apparently power steering hasn't been invented yet based on the inclusion of a steering wheel knob.

_No smell levitation for Spike. The end result is Pinkie and Spike chasing after a crepe vender.

_Don't fuck with the Crusaders. Their plan with a little more evil motivation could have been deadly. It was a timer that jerks the steering wheel and causes the float to go off a cliff.

_"We though she deserved to be the center of attention."*evil laugh*

_This guy needs his own fic or show. He's the awesome mule. He appears all the time, why is are there no fics about the mule, whom I named Ricardo.

"GTA muther fucker, ten points."

_Cutie Mark Crusaders vehicular mane slaughter.

_Applebloom and Scootaloo are on the same wave length, Sweetie Belle wouldn't last a minute during an interrogation.

_Inkwell makes his return as the new school photographer.- Continuity.

_Best line of the episode: "Why does life have to be so ironic?"

_Dark initiation ritual complete with drums.

_Scootaloo wrote that initiation speech. - Home girl? What is she a thesaurus? There is quite a few Spanish words in that speech. Scootalooo Espanol

_The Manehattan branch of the Crusaders

I like Diamond Tiara's recasting choice of Mr. Waddles from Gravity Falls better.