Started from the bottom now we're still at the bottom.
Still a year from becoming a legal alcoholic like a real American.
I'm ready and willing, babe.
PM me if you wanna play some time, k?
Thank you, you beautiful Puerto Rican manchild, you have taught me much about myself.
Woe is me. I have a solid story plot, but I am so limited in the Mane 6's mundane life BEFORE the plot is set in motion. I'm so eager to get this shit moving but I am oh so slow.