On the Subject of Sex and Magic · 8:13pm Aug 22nd, 2020
I'm guessing most of you reading this have been around the block, so to speak, and have developed some atypical tastes when it comes to sexual preference. In real life, many of these fetishes are either straight up impossible ideals or are just very unlikely. But in fiction, such exotic dalliances are totally doable, whether with science or with magic, even if you narrow your scope. So today, I figured I'd share some of my ideas in regards to the topic through a different, more specific lens.
See, there's this one card game I greatly enjoy called Magic: the Gathering. It's been around for nearly 30 years now, and as such, they've printed a ton of different spells and creatures. If you look at the former, many could be... repurposed for uses outside of combat. And the latter? Let's just say some folks would want to tap them in more ways than one. 
Seriously, though. Like S&M? The Rakdos have you covered. How about monster girls? It has plenty of those. Just want a ripped guy to steal your heart and/or memories? That's a thing too.
It gets even crazier when you move on to the spells. Don't have a condom? Spirit Mantle is all the protection she needs. Want tentacles? You can just make some. Ensuring you can stay really hard? Easy. How about making a bunch of clones of your significant other so you can bang them all at once? Rite of Replication. Really, the possibilities are almost endless.
When I was bored the other day, I even planned out a whole deck for myself, catering to my own tastes. The gist can be summed up in three steps:
1. Summon a willing hot chick
2. Cast Colossification on her
3. Profit
For those familiar, what MTG spells would you learn to use in this context if given the chance? Or are any folks from the game your waifu/husbando? I'm curious.
... The bit with Spirit Mantle is genuinely brilliant. Protection from creatures means sperm can't penetrate the egg wall, because that would be considered a form of damage. (Just make sure he doesn't wear the Mantle, or they can't be blocked!)
I haven't really thought of MtG in an erotic context, but there's something to be said for Aqueous Form, both for flexibility and lubrication.