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Silver Hoof


I used to write. Depression killed that for years. I might get back to it someday.

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  • 398 weeks
    I doubt I'll be continuing any of my stories...

    I'm sorry, guys. I've completely lost my drive. But I'm not going to delete.. On the off-chance that my inspiration comes back for even one story, I'm leaving them up.

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  • 454 weeks
    So effing sorry!

    I haven't had access to a laptop for a few years now... i am actually typing this from my mobile. To the 83 followers I have somehow accrued, I fucking apologize. I have not abandoned you or my stories. I just don't like posting from a phone. I will get to them. Someday. When life stops molesting me. I wish I could get to them sooner, seeing as how i have almost 100 kebabs following me, but i

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  • 524 weeks
    Sorry to some

    I am unflowing anyone who doesn't post stories or awesome blogs... Sorry...

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  • 543 weeks
    Not Back Just Yet, But...

    I Haz Nu Storeh Ideea!!!! I want to write a romance story about Cheerilee and Bacon Mane (Youtube Brony Artist, TarbyRocks) because Cheerilee is Tarby's Waifu. I love your shit Tarby, don't you ever stop.

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  • 553 weeks
    Something Broke

    Something Broke:
    The Continuing Tale Of Pinkie Pie
    and Ponycide
    By: Tarby


    Part I. Let's Begin


    Here's a story for you to hear
    Of pony pain, and utter fear
    Happiness is absent here

    Are you hungry?
    Are you hungry?
    Are you hungry?


    Part II. Ponyville: All Is Normal


    Welcome to our little town!
    The stories here are never down.
    The happiness floats all around,

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Nov
24th
2012

The Chaos Creed · 4:05am Nov 24th, 2012

By the order of the Clerics who desire disorder,
By the voice of those who lack a tongue to speak,
And for the vision of those without sight,
We march on tirelessly,
Spreading our disharmonious message to the discontented masses.
Anarchy will reign wherever we set hoof,
And turmoil will be present when we speak.
We do not care for things such as peace and harmony.
Instead, we live on in the chaotic hurricane that is life,
And we laugh when others are sucked down.
We are The Cult of Chaos.
We are The Disciples of Discord.

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Comments ( 27 )

dayuuuuuuuum

=P

532822 I had this posted before, but deleted it. Reposted again tho.

That's a pretty good poem. Yis Yis, very much doom and gloom in this one.

532848 I've thought about doing a fanfic on the cult of chaos.

532854

Dang, you beat me to it :rainbowlaugh: Got that same idea on a collab I'm working on.

Well, I look forward to reading it!

532857 No, no. You write first. I haven't even started. I leave this one to you. However, I will write one eventually. but it won't be for a while.

532874

Well I was going to let my partner and I finish our fics first, then work on the collab...needless to say, you'll have PLENTY of time to write that fic before us :rainbowlaugh:.

Like always, I wish you the best of luck in your work!

532822>>532848>>532868 MY FRIENDS! RISE UP IN REVOLT OF THE ORDERED SOCIETY WI LIVE IN! THE TIME IS UPON US TO OVERTHROW THE PREDICTABLE REGIME AND TAKE OUR RIGHTFUL PLACE AS OVERLORDS OF EQUESTRIA! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING! WE WILL PREPARE! WE WILL GROW STRONGER! WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT, WE WILL EMERGE, AND TAKE OUR RIGHTFUL PLACE AS THE SUPREME POWER OF THE UNIVERSE!

532891

HUZZAH! Wait, what? :rainbowderp:

532891 -stabs-...-watches you fall over-....-sips my tea-

532904 Kay, what? No. That won't work. You obviously didn't get the Doctor Who reference. The second part of the speech, I was a Dalek. Knives don't work on Daleks. So in response... EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! *Shoots laser beam through your chest* EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

532903 Doctor Who reference. 2nd part Dalek quote.

532926 yea i'm kinda tired, which episode were you talking about? o_O i'm guessing the one where they meet the Dalek Emperor.. but i can't fully remember >.<

532937 Not sure myself. Found it in- get this- Doctor Who Dubstep.

Fuck logic hail Discord

SIEG HAIL DISCORD

534714 Discord is best villain. i think he could be a good guy too. but that's just me. you know, because it wouldn't make sense for him to be good?

Don't make me invoke the Curse of Greyface.

540638 Who? Do I need to get Lord Discord to come to your house and throw cotton candy clouds at you?

547094

Ahem-

In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as humorless as he, and he began to teach that play was sinful because it contradicted the ways of Serious Order. "Look at all the order around you," he said. And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.

It is not presently understood why men were so gullible at that particular time, for absolutely no one thought to observe all the disorder around them and conclude just the opposite. But anyway, Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more seriously than they took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings whose ways of life differed from their own.

The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip. Man has been on a bad trip for a long time now.

It is called THE CURSE OF GREYFACE.

For more information, consult your pineal gland.

547762 Okay..... I.... That was.... informative, to say the least. A little weird. Still, the Creed stands! Discord is best antagonist!

550656

Okay..... I.... That was.... informative, to say the least. A little weird.

I get that a lot.

550673 I may have to follow you for that.

550685

Fair warning: user pages in your browser are less interesting than they appear. I mainly just read and make comments around here.

550705 I follow anyone who catches my attention, and it doesn't matter to me if they write stories.

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