Bored Barn Jokes... Just Because. · 8:23pm Jul 13th, 2020
Because I'm bored and I don't post enough blogs that aren't business.
I feel like I'm a answering machine reminding you all of appointment dates.
So instead I'm going to post as many Barn Jokes that I can, off the top of my head.
Why Barn Jokes?
I don't know... Why not Barn Jokes?
Sheep rarely date... Because they're baashful.
Ducks don't go see their doctors as regularly as they should... Because they're a bunch of quacks.
Why did the stallion get fired?... For horsing around!
You can never take a pig to a fancy restaurant... Because they pig out!
Chickens are always happy... Because they look up to the Sunny Side.
Why do cows dare eachother to visit the slaughter house?... To raise the steaks.
The best way to hypnotize a mare?... Put her into a prance.
Every calf hates to travel... Because that means it's moooving day.
What's a Goat's favorite game?... Fallout 3.
Mules are no fun to play basketball with... They always Slam Donkey!
The fillies favorite basketball game?... Horse.
Animals hate hanging out with roosters... They're too cocky!
Never owe a cow a favor... They'll milk it!
Farm Dogs never play poker.... Because they'll bet the farm!
Bulls claim they never get constipated... That's just a bunch of BS.
That's about it without sending myself to the Funny Farm.
Hope you sort of enjoyed... Been busy all day.
Just want a moment to be silly.
Haha! Good ones!
You're such an awesome possum, that I won't pun-ish you for these 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
5307920
XD
This puts a smile on my face. Thank you
5307919
Ty!
5307920
Lol, squee!
5307923
yer welcome!
5307922
Always happy to help.
5307924
Indeed,
Lol
I loved that one about Fallout 3
they were all so funny
5309371
Aww, ty Final!
5309395
you're welcome forgetful ^_^