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Awesome Sauce


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  • 617 weeks
    Four months of nothing

    Damn, really it's been four months since I actually did something?

    But Awesome Sauce, you promised me fics! Ranging from second-person stories to mindless clop!

    I know that but I've been busy! I do other things in my life that take up a lot of time like...eating. Sleep as well, you wouldn't believe how much time that wastes!

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  • 620 weeks
    I...I came...I just came everywhere

    My ticket to go and see Queen live just came in the post today! My state of perpetual orgasm has yet to subside.

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  • 621 weeks
    This is the hypest shit!

    Look at the ice creams.......LOOK AT THE ICE CREAMS

    I think I may pass out from excitement!

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  • 622 weeks
    What fresh hell is this?

    Okay so, I am hungover. I just spent the last 20 hours drinking, playing Xbox terribly and we went to see Prometheus which, believe me, is not a film you want to see when you're not sober. Most of the time, I didn't have a clue what was going on I had to Wikipedia the shit out of it when we got back. Anyway, this right here, is not something I am keen on doing when my

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  • 624 weeks
    Joining 'Groups' on FIMFiction.net


    Not even Luna can cheer me up...

    ...well, she did a bit.

    52 comments · 457 views
Feb
14th
2012

Happy Valentine's Day Bronies!!! · 8:50pm Feb 14th, 2012

Well, Happy V-Day everypony!

I had hoped to post the next chapter of TATH for you lovely people as a gift but I have hit a roadblock halfway through and I'm trying to come up with a resolve. Not to mention that with it being Valentine's and everything I have been busy getting so much freakin' poontang! I mean, it's unbelievable; the ladies have been all over me!

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Yeah okay, that's not exactly true but when I was out shopping today a cute girl behind the counter touched my hand when she gave me my change so I'm taking that as a win. But the next chapter should be up soon though, Pinkie Promise!

So anyway, enjoy the rest of your romantic holiday bronies and if you're feeling down and lonely don't forget that next week is Pancake Tuesday!

Laters.

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