What fresh hell is this?

Okay so, I am hungover. I just spent the last 20 hours drinking, playing Xbox terribly and we went to see Prometheus which, believe me, is not a film you want to see when you're not sober. Most of the time, I didn't have a clue what was going on I had to Wikipedia the shit out of it when we got back. Anyway, this right here, is not something I am keen on doing when my head feels like its being crushed by a car compacter.

But I shall power through...let the record show that I am starting this at 14:09...

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Rules: are for squares

1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs. (Fuck the system, you made me have to think hard while I'm hungover Starfall!)
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 11 people.

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why would anyone want to know 5 Things About Me

Jesus Christ, really? This wouldn't be so bad if I was actually an interesting person.

1. I am studying Psychology at university in the hopes that I can become a behavioural psychologist.

2. I am such a movie-fag. Seriously, you know all of that useless film trivia that nobody really cares about and offers nothing to the movie as a whole - I know all of that. I also have over 170 films in my room which I bought over two years with my wages. They're all alphabetised in a bookcase...it is the cleanest thing in my room and no one is allowed to touch it.

3. I am bisexual and am quite...promiscuous about it. Seriously I flirt with everyone regardless of gender and a lot of other stuff too that I won't go into. The 'great' thing about this is there a few strictly religious members of my family, particularly my grandparents, who actually hate me because of "unholy, hedonistic and whorish lifestyle" or, as I like to correct them, my incredibly fun and sexy lifestyle. They are so fun to troll, my gran won't even speak to me any more because me retorts.

4. I live in Scotland in the UK. Specifically; Ayr a town on the west coast near Glasgow, which thinks its well known for its "fabulous" beach which looks like Miami after nuclear fallout.

5. I fucking love Deadpool and the Punisher. These guys are the best superheroes/anti heroes ever and need to exist in real life.

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Q & A

1. Who is Best Pony?
Luna/Trixie/Lyra/Rarity/Twilight/Octavia/Bon Bon/Vinyl Scratch are Best Pony.

2. What's your favourite piece of pony music, be it show-featured or fan-original?
My favourite show-featured piece of music is probably 'This Day, Aria', 'Smile, Smile, Smile' and 'The Flim Flam Brothers'. My favourite fan-original piece is probably My Little Pony Intro (Alex S. Glitch Remix).

3. What's the best story you've ever read on FIMFiction?
It's probably The Games We Play by Absolute Anonymous. This story was what really got me into fanfiction in general because before My Little Pony I never bothered with it at all. The first thing I read was Cupcakes just to see what it was about and it had been linked to FanFiction.net so after I read it I decided to read a few others. I think TGWP was like, the fourth one I read and I just loved it, it was on par with some of the best novels I've read; I loved the mystery and the emotion involved. I enjoyed it so much that I would check the site daily just to see if it had updated. You can imagine my excitement when I found FIMFiction and discovered that on here, TGWP was actually several chapters ahead of FanFiction.

4. If your life story was being fictionalised then would you prefer it to be as a TV show, film, novel or comic book?
Probably comic book purely for the onomatopoeic sound effect text you get. I don't think I would mind walking into a door as much if a massive THONK appeared above me.

5. Who is worst pony?
I don't like Gilda, she's just never appealed to me, and sometimes the CMC can be quite annoying, their episodes takes up valuable screen time that could be used to show Luna adapting to society...or playing Diablo 3.

6. What's the best dish unique to your region that you have ever tasted? Can you also make it?
I don't really focus on local dishes but I do focus on the ingredients, Scotch Beef and pork are the main ones I use. I'm a very good cook and I am quite specialised at making a meal out of not a lot of ingredients, much to the joy of my flatmates at university as that means more money can be spent on alcohol.

7. Derpy or Ditzy?
Depends on what mood I'm in for a story. I used Derpy but I've never thought to myself why, I probably did it because it was trending. I didn't really get involved with the whole censoring situation

8. It's my round, what are you having?
Glenfiddich 18 Year Single Malt with ice and just a dash of water. I've drunk this at a wedding once and another time at an open bar for my friend's 21st. It is the most glorious drink I have ever had.

9. If you=pony, and pony must pony pony, then who = pony?
I am so tired right now the only answer I can think of is Michael Fassbender.

10. Who is Best Villain?
Discord. Do you even have to ask?

11. What motivates you to write? Or, if you don't write, what motivates you to read, critique and comment? Or, if you do none of these, why are you a lazy sod?
I write for myself really, if somebody enjoys my writing along the way then that's great but really I just do it for me. If I have a sudden urge to write a story about some racist guy who rapes women and then sets them on fire whilst singing the 'Trololol' song, I will do it because I wan't to and I wouldn't let anyone stop me just because they didn't like the premise. The problem is though I have so many ideas that I want to write about I get distracted and neglect other things I'm working on.

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People I have to tag

1. Hutch
2. caloo
3. Cupcake Chaos
4. Drako Moon
5. Starfall...bitch, I retag if I want
6. TheBandBrony
7. Arby Works
8. alexnine
9. Thunder-bolt
10. Lynked
11. stelfy

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Questions I now have to think up with a fucking hangover!

1. What's your favourite story from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

2. Which pony do you feel neutral about, i.e. a character you don't hate but don't love? (Because asking who your favourite pony is is too mainstream)

3. Which MLP:FiM crossover would you most like to see broadcast in the show?

4. What's your favourite movie? (Oh, what a shock(!) The movie geek asked a movie question.)

5. What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?

6. What actor would you most like to come in and do a voice for in MLP:FiM?

7. Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie. You have to fuck one, buck one and marry one, GO!

8. Where is the first place you would go to if you landed in Equestria?

9. What is your dream job?

10. Can you do this with you fingers?

11. What's the best way to get back at Starfall for putting me through this nightmare?

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The time is now 15:05...why God?