Alternate Hearts: Firebreak, Feiryheart, and Heartsfire, HertBerk, DJ H32RTB32TS, Amore Heart, Kaerbtraeh · 11:37am May 3rd, 2020
Three tiny ponies that is! These three used to be one individual until something happened...
What was it? Who knows!
But now following the outdated model of ID, Ego, and Superego, Firebreak, Feiryheart, and Heartsfire (all respectively) have to find a way of achieving harmony between themselves, all the while not setting the moth pony village that they currently reside in on fire!!!
Did I mention that? Cause it happens sometimes!
From the version of Heartbreak that was split into three to three next three versions that are sure to mess with you!
Not because of their form or anything like that... but because they are all the result of one of the defining moments in the series...
Celestia's threat on Heartbreak's memories!
Well, true believers, if you ever wondered whereat would happen if pretty pretty princess cake eater went through with it... wonder no more!
These next three will answer that question!
Here we have HertBerk! She was the result of the spell just not going right. What happened? Was it Celestia's improper use of the spell? Did Twilight and company interfere in the middle of it? Was it the robot monkey army uprising!? We just don't know what went wrong!
What we do know is that Hertberk suffered for it. And that Twilight seems rather guilty about it... but Hertberk knows what will cheer her up...
A BOOK!
Heartbreak is mine, I think Hertberk was created by Adoorable, I forget..., -and- Hasbro owns Twilight.
"YO YO YO how's my colts and especially my fiiiiiiiiine fillies!? This is your favorite dropper of the sickest of musical thuds, DJ H32RTB32TS!!!
Huh, what's -my- story? I -just- told you! I drop beats!
And I drop them allllllllll over equestria! From Seaddle to Whinneapolis to even Canterlot!
Speaking of which, did you know i've performed for the Princesses?! Like, -just- for them! Once a month at least..!
So much so that I expect it... month doesn't... feel the same if I don't... i.. I think these really downer thoughts get to me if I don't perform for them... like... there's this place... -and- this... girl?... -and-... these... uhm... creatures? Uuuuuuhm....
But the the night with the princess ends with a magical flash and from there it must have been a good night cause your H23RTB23TS ends up in bed with no clue how she got there!!!
Whoa! Wild, amirite!?
Hey! Pinkster, why you lookin so sad!? Don't worry! DJ H32RTB32TS has just the music to make you SMILE, SMILE SMILE!!!!"
Right, DJ H32RTB32TS was created by another friend I can't quite remember but belongs to me and ponies belong to Hasbro.
Description you say? How to describe this this version of Heartbreak? Well... To put it short, tragically ignorant. For you see, -this- version -willingly- had her memories erased. Yup, you read that right. Willingly. Why? Well look how happy she is! She dances, she sings, she flirts with stallions (though nothing ever comes of it, such a tease!) She has a house in Ponyville proper! She doesn't know why Twilight and her fffriends get all sad looking when the think she's not looking! -She's- having the time of her life! She's totally happy!!! -She- doesn't need those painful old memories anyway! And -why- would she want them when she can create new wonderful memories! She's -HAPPY-. Can't you see that?!? H-A-P-P-Y HAPPY!!! Anyway Amore heart was also created by another, think it was the same one that did B23TS but is mine, and ponies are Hasbros
Do not dismiss what you are seeing
A zebra was created when this version of Heartbreak came into being.
With warnings both dire and tragic
Backwards, from bottom to top her words would be, decided the faery magic.
Kaerbtraeh is my creation, and as we all know
Ponies belong to the company known as Hasbro.