IVE GOT LESS THAN 3 DAYS TO WRITE A LOVEY DOVEY STORY FOR VALENTINES DAY

Shadow the Hedgehog pissed on my wife

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[My Sister Tia]

I am so confused, do you have a story plan!? I hope that I can help you today-ay! And yes, this day aria is the tune! This is a true love st-or-or-or-ory! I'm only here to he-elp you! Just listen to my plans, and do not CRY!

[Smug Anime Girl]

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Shadow took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows— look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[My Sister Tia]

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Oh. I didn't mean to be mean to anyone.

[Smug Anime Girl]

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