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  • 70 weeks
    Update Regarding My Last Blog Post...

    Hey everyone. In case any of you missed my last blog post, I'll tl;dr it for you: My Grandma passed away last week, and we're currently trying to raise funds to assist with her funeral costs.

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  • 71 weeks
    My Family and I Need Help...

    Hi, everyone. This is not a blog post I wanted to make, but my family and I are pretty much at our wits' end. My grandmother died earlier this week, and we don't have the money to give her the funeral we know she would have wanted, and that we feel she deserves. She was a kind, loving, generous woman—the kind of person about whom you could say, "she'd give you the shirt off her back," and it

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  • 106 weeks
    Ten Years

    Today makes an entire decade that I've been on this site. I honestly don't have any profound words for the occasion, but the anniversary feels too significant to let it go by without saying anything at all. I guess I'll just say thank you to everyone who has read my stories, faved and commented on them. And especially I'll thank anyone who has followed me. Y'all are definitely the reason that

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  • 134 weeks
    We Need to Talk About Pipp...

    ...and how cute she is! (Slight spoilers for MLP: A New Generation below, if you consider no-context screencaps spoilers.)

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  • 174 weeks
    New Name, (Slightly) Different Avatar, and Some News

    So, you all may have noticed some changes to my account that just took effect, and there is a very good reason for all of them. I've decided to tell you all something I've known about myself for quite a while now, but only just started being comfortable enough to share online. And that is that I am non-binary and pansexual. Perhaps the pansexuality came as a surprise to no one (I've never been

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Dec
28th
2019

My Top Ten Episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Part One) · 6:27pm Dec 28th, 2019

Well, I hope that title got your attention. Now that the series is over, and we've gotten all the episodes of FiM that we're ever going to—which, admittedly, is still kind of a painful thought—I feel confident in choosing a top ten. My top ten may be different than your top ten, but hey, that's what makes it mine.

And one more thing before we dive in: Though I'm presenting this in a ranked order, all ten of these episodes are pretty close. It's not as though number one is light-years ahead of number ten in terms of quality. Believe me, I never realized just how much hair-splitting you have to do when you're working on a top-ten list. The differences in these rankings are pretty minuscule.

So, without further ado...

10. "Bridle Gossip"

The first entry on the list is honestly mostly here for sentimental reasons. Back in the halcyon days of 2012, when I first started watching the series at the behest of one of my friends, I started out a bit ambivalent. I started with episode one (which I know some people will say is a terrible way to be introduced to the show, but whatever), and the first few episodes left me pretty lukewarm. I could see why people liked the show, but I wasn't sure it was going to be my thing.

Then I got to "Bridle Gossip," and something clicked. Zecora, Apple Bloom, the effects of the poison joke... all of it combined into a really entertaining episode. And the effects of the poison joke are character-driven comedy, because it attacks things which are important characteristics of the ponies. Twilight loses her ability to do magic with her horn. Rainbow loses her ability to fly. Applejack loses her size, and thereby her strength and authority over Apple Bloom. Pinkie loses her ability to talk at 100 miles an hour. Fluttershy loses her soft, demure voice. And Rarity loses her flawless beauty. The strength of the comedy that comes from this character subversion is testament to the strength of the characters themselves. "Bridle Gossip," as an early episode, is one of the first real showcases of that.

And for a long time, it was my favorite episode. I'm still really fond of it.

9. "Slice of Life"

What's not to like about this one? It's a self-described love letter to the fandom, and it feels like it. We get to hear Derpy talk for the first time since the debacle of "The Last Roundup," and she's adorable and perfect. I loved Steven Magnet's cameo. I love Octavia and Vinyl. The whole thing is a great ride, and a perfect way to celebrate the show's 100-episode milestone.

8. "Sonic Rainboom"

As my avatar can attest, I really love Rainbow Dash. I mean, from the moment she first showed up in the pilot, I knew I liked her. Different characters speak to different people (the friend who first got me into watching the show, for example, is—or at least was—a huge fan of Pinkie Pie), and Rainbow Dash speaks to me.

All that being said, I think "Sonic Rainboom" is still the best Rainbow Dash episode. It's the first time we really see beyond her brash exterior, the first time there's more to her character than competitiveness and the Wonderbolts. Granted, I like her brash exterior, but seeing her vulnerable side is just as endearing.

Also, this episode introduced its titular feat of flying, and I love Sonic Rainbooms ever so much. I'm basically Pinkie Pie in this clip whenever a Rainboom is about to happen.

Also also, this episode is the origin of Fluttershy's "yay," and I can't not love that.

7. "Sparkle's Seven"

I think putting "Sparkle's Seven" ahead of "Slice of Life" might be the most controversial this list gets. As such, let me explain myself.

I do like "Slice of Life," but at the end of the day, it focuses on background ponies, and background ponies are in the background for a reason. While it was fun to see those characters have their day in the spotlight, I believe they should remain largely in the realm of fan works. So sue me.

"Sparkle's Seven," conversely, focuses on the main characters. They're the ones we've spent the most time with, and they're the ones the we (or at least I) love the most. I love this episode's comedy. I love that the writers were able to make a heist episode of FiM that didn't feel out of place. I love the end of this episode, with the revelation that Luna and Spike were working together, and the affirmation of Spike's sibling relationship to Twilight and Shining Armor. It's heartwarming, and it's good pony.

I also love that "Sparkle's Seven" is a love letter to the voice actresses that bring our beloved ponies (and dragon) to life. I love that the VAs got writing credit. Think about it: how many other shows do you think would let the VAs write an episode?

6. "The Secret of My Excess"

If you've read some of my stories, you'll know that I'm a pretty big fan of Sparity, and I do believe that this is the episode that all Sparity fans love. I admit, putting an episode in your top ten just because it props up your favorite ship is pretty feeble reasoning, but like I said at the beginning of this list, this is my top ten.

But shipping isn't the only reason I like "Secret of My Excess." I like it because it's probably the best Spike episode of the series. I like it for its epic-ness. I like it for its moral—generosity saves the day, and even a creature prone to greed can overcome his nature and save himself through generosity. It's a hopeful message.

Well, this got a bit long on me. As such, I'm going to stop here, and post the rest of my list in a part two. Stay tuned for that.

EDIT: Part two is now up!

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