"We Didn't Start the Ponies"

I haven't finished fixing up the first story I plan to upload here. Time and other obligations are a constraint. But last night, before bed, I whipped this up real quick. It's not a full song, but it's meant to be sung to the tune of the final verses of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire". It's about all the MLP animated productions (sans the G3.5 ones) and meant as a reminder that, while Friendship is Magic is our favorite, it's not all that the My Little Pony franchise is, nor all that it will ever be.

(Or at least, I hope so...)

Midnight Castle, giant cat
Call the Flutter Ponies, stat
Wind Whistler, Grogar's loose
Megan Williams versus Smooze

Patch playing mean jokes
Volcanoes, UFOs
Concert tickets, Rockin' Beats
And the one where Bon Bon cheats

Toola Roola, Pinkie Pie
Rainbow Dash dresses in style
Everyone's a princess now
With their very Promenade

Nightmare Moon, Discord too
Sunset's coming to get you
Starlight Glimmer, Chrysalis
Not to mention Muffinhooves!

We didn't start the ponies
They've been always grazing though we'd been dismissive
We didn't start the ponies
But when we are gone, they'll be trotting on (and on, and on...)

We didn't start the ponies
They've been always grazing though we'd been dismissive
We didn't start the ponies
But when we are gone, they'll be trotting on (and on, and on...)