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Nov
6th
2019

Creative Liberties · 12:20pm Nov 6th, 2019

Comments ( 5 )

In school, tell me to write or draw “whatever I want” was the worst kind of assignment you could give me.

I had a teacher give an assignment like this once. ONCE.
It wasn't that bad, she just said that it made her feel like it was the 70's again. I was ... creative with the colors.

Reminds me if an episode of Rocky and Bullwinkle where Bullwinkle becomes a "famous" artist (but all he does is put whitewash on a canvas).

The scene went like this: Rocky is looking at Bullwinkle's artwork
R: Which one is this?
B: Man Eating a Sandwich in a White Room
R: Well, where's the sandwich?
B: The man ate it
R: Well, where's the man?
B: Well, you don't expect him to stick around after he's eaten his sandwich, do you?
R: Bullwinkle, why don't you use your head?
B: [painting a canvas] Easier with a brush

It's a white castle actually

YOU GET A ZERO FOR THE DAY!

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