Story of my life:

So I just had to go to Lowe's to get some home repair item.

*Looks on the website* - "Item is in aisle C12"

*Go to the store*

Proceeds to wander around the store for HOURS trying to figure out where the f*** aisle C12 is, given that all the other aisles are numbered 1-40; sometimes with an 'A' on the end.

I finally get the courage to ask a store associate.

"Oh, that's plumbing putties. Those are here:" *proceeds to take me to this little walkway between aisles 32 and 33.*

The most accurate story of my life right here. I mean for real...