I Have Declared War On Greenland (April Fools)

Those ice loving liars have gone too far. They continue to lie to us at every single turn. There is nothing green in Greenland at all, just white, the whitest white there is. Oh sure people call the USA racist, but the true racist are the non green whitest white folk that live on that giant ice block. As a green alien I am highly offend by these liars and have declared full scale war on all Greenland. I will accept any help I can get in this war. Many will die yes, but it will not be in vain if we win and we will win!

DOWN WITH GREENLAND AND THEIR LIES!!