Merry Christmas To All!! · 7:01pm Dec 24th, 2018
Welp, I dare say, I called it pretty good. Technically still one day to go until it is officially Christmas but still...I wished for 82 followers by Christmas and got-
84 Followers!!!
That wish was scarily/luckily accurate!
Thanks to all who follow me, I appreciate you guys. I can't say exactly why all of you chose to follow me but you at least liked something about me enough to click that button. So thank you! 
Over here I'm having basically a second Thanksgiving feast, familial bonding and opening presents. So how are you guys celebrating the holidays?
See below for my usual pony madness...if you enjoy that sorta thing. 
Merry Christmas, Milady!!
Oh my! And who might you be... 
handsome?
It's Spike. With hair...on his face.
Whatever are you talking about? I am Sir Spikellen, dragon gentleman extraordinaire!! Pleased to meet you Princess Purple Pony! *kisses hoof*
*giggles* Well, 'Sir Spikellen', just 'Twilight' will be fine.
Nonsense, Sir Spikellen doth not refer to a Mare so beauteous as yourself on a first name basis. Not without getting to know her better first, of course.
N-No no, really, I insist.
Hmpff....Why doesn't The Great and Powerful Trixie get attention from such a dragon?!
Well maybe It's because he's only interested in *cough* Rarity *cough*.
*stares at Twilight with the passionate beauty of a trillion sparkling stars in his eyes*
And uh...a thing for Twilight too, I guess. Wait...am I dreaming?
A thing for who?!
Omigosh you guys! We're going to have a wedding!
*gulps* We most certainly are not!
♫Here comes the bride! All dressed in white!♪♫
B-but I want to be the briiiiiidee!
So um...does Trixie get to be Maid of Honor?
I can't believe this!
I caaaaan!
Eeyup...
You stay outta this Big Mac!
*whispers* Spike...my love. Why have you forsaken me?
This is AWESOME! Spike my man, you are making moves and moving up in this world!
Actually, the name is Spikellen.
Well whatever, new dragon, new name I guess. I'll go assemble the Wonderbolt's for the airshow! Let's get this baby rolling!
...... And Twilight is pregnant too?!
SPIKE MY MAN!! I am so proud of you!
I shall capture the brilliance of the marital bliss and the little pony-dragon when it arrives, naturally. Such is the way of the photo!
Hehe, can everypony just think rationally for a second. Please?
Twilight, here's the honest truth. In situations like these...it's best to just give up and go with it!
......
Okay!
*sighs* I'm jealous.
