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  • 90 weeks
    Merry Christmas To All!!


    Welp, I dare say, I called it pretty good. Technically still one day to go until it is officially Christmas but still...I wished for 82 followers by Christmas and got-

    84 Followers!!!

    That wish was scarily/luckily accurate!

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    0 comments · 84 views
  • 94 weeks
    Rainbow Dash Facts

    I was inspired looking at Chuck Norris facts. So I thought to myself, who would be the pony equivalent?

    So here's what I came up with. :rainbowwild: Sorry if they're not any good (I'm tired), feel free to add your own in the comments below! :rainbowdetermined2:

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    9 comments · 128 views
  • 95 weeks
    Happy Thanksgiving!

    To all who read this, whether you be a follower or passerby, I hope you have yourself a Happy Thanksgiving! :pinkiehappy:
    ~

    (Spike) :moustache: But what about the ones who don't celebrate? Or what about those souls in the future who're bound to stumble upon this and be on a totally different day? They'd be like - "Dude, Thanksgiving was 4 & 1/2 months ago...my man.

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    5 comments · 108 views
  • 96 weeks
    Christmas Cheer Yo!

    I realize that my blog section is severely underutilized. So I somehow decided on making an early Christmas wish/goal for myself.

    I do so wish that by December 25th I would have 82 followers.

    Yeah, I’m not shooting for 100. That’s way too greedy. And for some reason 82 sounds like a good number. It feels right, anybody know what I mean? :moustache: Tis’ a manly number.

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    7 comments · 117 views
  • 155 weeks
    Looking for someone to follow? Look no further!

    Hello, to anyone who bothers to read this! :derpytongue2: (bless your soul)

    randome284

    Here is a lass looking to get to 200 followers. So if you haven't yet, please go and do so. :twilightsmile:

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    2 comments · 115 views
Nov
21st
2018

Happy Thanksgiving! · 9:02pm Nov 21st, 2018

To all who read this, whether you be a follower or passerby, I hope you have yourself a Happy Thanksgiving! :pinkiehappy:
~

(Spike) :moustache: But what about the ones who don't celebrate? Or what about those souls in the future who're bound to stumble upon this and be on a totally different day? They'd be like - "Dude, Thanksgiving was 4 & 1/2 months ago...my man.

:raritywink: Then, I'm quite sure that they would appreciate the sentiment none the less. Don't you agree Applejack?

:applejackunsure: ...Huh? I-I wasn't really listening, sorry.

:pinkiehappy: I was! Aaaaannd I was thinking about all that delicious food there is to eat! Yummy!

:moustache: But you're forgetting Pinkie, they eat turkey-

:twilightoops: Uh, Spike...

:fluttercry: T-They do whaaaaat?! :flutterrage: I must save them, Twilight fire up the portal!

:facehoof: :rainbowderp: Uh-oh..

:twilightsheepish: Now Fluttershy just calm down, things are different there. It's a whole other world entirely!

:pinkiecrazy: *spins head slowly* Chaos has been unleashed....

:flutterrage: MUST HELP ANIMAL FRIENDS!!! NO TIME!!!

:scootangel: *descends from a bright light* Tis' I, the Angel Scootaloo! Here to guide you, young Fluttershy in the ways of their traditions and to help you see the light my dear child!

:rainbowhuh: Dude, what's going on? What are you doing?

:scootangel: Lemme' have this Dashie! I'm flying here for Pete's sake! *clears throat* Now I shall enlighten you...

:ajsleepy: ZzzzZzzz....

:coolphoto: Ah! The lighting! The atmosphere! This angel must be captured! Photographically of course...in all her glory!

:raritystarry: Inspired! Scootangel, you have given me a brilliant idea for a new dress! :duck:

:twilightangry2: Fluttershy you're breaking it! It's delicate equipment!

*bangs on mirror-machinery* :fluttershysad: B-But the animals Twilight! Please!

:trollestia: *blasts beam through mirror* There, now all they crave when they want meat, shall be pancakes!! Happy, Fluttershy? Now all your animal friends are safe!

:fluttershyouch: R-Really?

:trollestia: Yep!

:yay: :heart:

:derpytongue2: ...I have no idea what is going on here. *closes door and leaves*


And here are the Princesses feasting on some delicious pancakes!

Seriously though, whatever day you are on, I hope it's a good one. :twilightsmile:

~Happy Thanksgiving Everypony!

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Comments ( 5 )

Thank you! Happy Thanksgiving

4971369
Oh, with Turkey and Ham, it’ll be a happy one. :rainbowlaugh:

Happy Thanksgiving!

4971415
Thanks River, you too. Glad to see ya!

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