Happy Thanksgiving! · 5:30am Nov 22nd, 2018
It may only be 12:00, but it’s still technically thanksgiving! At least, it is for Floridians. So, I hope all readers have a great holiday. Wether it be with family, or sitting all alone. Thanksgiving is still a wonderful holiday all the same.
I have extra reason to like it as well, as I was originally born on Thanksgiving. Of corse, not this time because it lands on today. Still, it’s a good holiday!
It’s literally eating food with other people, what’s a fat man like me not to like? Me meaning mentally, not physically. I’m sure my physical body doesn’t like it.
So, happy Thanksgiving!
Oh, and if any of you hang up the Christmas decorations or listen to that blasphemous music before the clock strikes twelve once more, watch out. Turkey doesn’t like heretics.
1. FLORIDA FTW (even though I was born in Texas)
2. I'm only fat mentally, irl I'm a living toothpick (doesn't stop me from eating like I have a black hole in my stomach though)
3. HAPPY THANKSGIVING