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Awesome Sauce


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  • 617 weeks
    Four months of nothing

    Damn, really it's been four months since I actually did something?

    But Awesome Sauce, you promised me fics! Ranging from second-person stories to mindless clop!

    I know that but I've been busy! I do other things in my life that take up a lot of time like...eating. Sleep as well, you wouldn't believe how much time that wastes!

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  • 620 weeks
    I...I came...I just came everywhere

    My ticket to go and see Queen live just came in the post today! My state of perpetual orgasm has yet to subside.

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  • 621 weeks
    This is the hypest shit!

    Look at the ice creams.......LOOK AT THE ICE CREAMS

    I think I may pass out from excitement!

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  • 622 weeks
    What fresh hell is this?

    Okay so, I am hungover. I just spent the last 20 hours drinking, playing Xbox terribly and we went to see Prometheus which, believe me, is not a film you want to see when you're not sober. Most of the time, I didn't have a clue what was going on I had to Wikipedia the shit out of it when we got back. Anyway, this right here, is not something I am keen on doing when my

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  • 624 weeks
    Joining 'Groups' on FIMFiction.net


    Not even Luna can cheer me up...

    ...well, she did a bit.

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Feb
10th
2012

Troubled Past = Troubled Present · 12:35am Feb 10th, 2012

Uuuggggggghhhhhhhh.

Finally that damn chapter is finished! To be honest, I just couldn't add to it or edit it any more. Christ, I couldn't look at it any more! It just stayed on my screen mocking me with its imperfection-ness-ness!

I'm sorry if you guys are disappointed with it, I know I am but if it did anything it at least set up a cliffhanger and I know how much you guys love those! Well, not really because no one actually reads my blog but really I'm writing all this for my own benefit; just to vent my anger at that stupid chapter.

Anyway to all you 'Final Derpy-nation' fetish readers who aren't reading this, Chapter 2 will be up soon. I'm currently editing and fine-tuning making it look smart and presentable for the website. Be warned though, the story isn't going to be seven chapters of ponies dying no, it's going to have an actual plot. Think more of the first and fifth one rather than the rest of them. So sorry to disappoint all of you who were hoping for eight chapters of death and explosions, but it's not a Michael Bay script. I will be taking it slow and use the fabled mystery and suspense the films use to use.

And one other thing, if you think the name is just some lame pun I put together to link it to MLP well you are surely mistaken. First of all, it's a brilliant pun. And second of all it's in relation to a very important aspect of the story but that's all you're getting out of me.

Now, I'm going to drown my sorrows of the failed chapter in alcohol and 80's films.

Laters.

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