AI-based storylling? · 10:44pm Aug 2nd, 2018
Enclosed are two stories I'd written by stuffing all my other ones into an online predictive-text keyboard and seeing what I could come up with from scratch.
With no other way to attack the princess, applejack swung scootaloo from her foreleg to the throne, munching at a few classmates.
" i must see the limp bodies! " she screamed frustratedly, but the room became addicted to her ear. The capital of equestria got to feel angry about her tedious routine.
" princess celestia. " the princess stated.
The tiny pony mare charged towards the sugary throne with the holy voices of her adorable existence in her belly, but the room never really managed to recall a moment that it gazed at a large grape as she was.
" princess, i'm sure you'll find the others in the bathroom of the potato in the heart of their meals. " luna replied dejectedly.
" oh my god almighty, the four girls were all that made life worth living. " the princess yelled in panic, her eyes accustoming to the trillions of other soldiers now absent from her torso.
" keyword doodybrains. " the mare barked. She levitated up to the throne and gave the princess ' horn a large purple lump, the princess herself trapped in a black fog of magic and determination.
" oh my. " luna said with every bite of her sister.
" i had saved them from the canterlot museum of ponyville and canterlot. " the mare gasped in fear and determination.
" i'd been in the bathroom! " pinkie pie cheered.
ENFIN
It was a peaceful time in the heart of the country of the crystal empire, but still the princess lumbered into the kitchen with a malicious smile on her face as she looked down on the table. She was eating condiments and the soldiers of her adorable sister.
" princess celestia, applejack and rainbow dash were just about to succumb to the trillions of other savory treats that fluttershy had been pulling out of her adorable body! " braeburn announced to her. He thought her hooves were devoid of energy and yet she looked like a large grape in his eyes.
" there isn't really anything you could do. " celestia announced in a long yawn of energy that made one stare at their own body.
The princess raised his body up from the ground and gave him a hug from her magic and then summoned a cutie mark that sucked on his forehead. He ran for his life, but the floor itself had finally accepted the two ponies and gave him a sudden elbow in the heart. He had played his last move.
" oh my, he must've been waiting to chew his arms and legs out. " she muttered with an empty stomach. She wanted a female to use as a weapon.
The princess lumbered out of the bathroom and then smothered her sister with her hooves. She levitated her sister and looked into her eyes bugged with the dead grin that was barely able to hold. She gently patted her sister on the head before writing that she looked like an orange blob with no direction in the maze of the world and then cadance licked the princess in the corner of her leg.
" there isn't enough ponies outside with any arms for me to snap. " she sobbed loudly.
The princess raised the sun and moon and then cadance licked her in the stomach. The capital princess celestia retched out a few classmates that overwhelmed the other pony.
" ah don't know how to make endless tea " applejack swung in, her face completely massive.
The princess was only halfway out of whatever madness her head was being trampled by, and the mare charged towards the princess and gave her face as much of a fight as she could. However, unbeknownst to her, the princess was guarded by something that clung to her head and pulled off her face. It was spike.
" i can officially stop being a freak. " he sighed softly.
The princess let out a screech of silence before flying out and pulled into the kitchen of the palace in ponyville. Twilight grumbled at the sight of her.
" i'd actually respected you more as a farmpony, but now all my friends were summoned to the dining hall for a thousand years. " twilight grumbled.
The princess yelled a few times before doughnuts began to float into the room. Twilight gasped with anticipation and headed to the nearest company to get permission to keep the very last rations of doughnuts to make contact with any enemy soldiers of the changeling army.
" ah finally accepted her in my mission for the changeling army. " she conceded.
A little filly trying to apprehend the princess yelled desperately for her to pull her out of the fanfiction, but it reduced her to a fiery thing that made life itself all the good country would ever have.
