Ya'll should read this if you're feelin' a little lonely. (To my followers/friends/acquaintances) · 6:13pm May 2nd, 2018
If you're my friend, it means I like you for who you are.
If I can laugh with you, then that means we both have messed up, dirty minds. 
If I tell you I love you, you're something else than what I'm used to. 
If I call you my brother or my sister, then we're a shared spirit of craziness, and I like it. 
If you judge others on who they are and what they look like, ask yourself - ''Have I looked into a mirror?'' 
(Oh, yes, I went there!)
If your soul is based on prejudice and discrimination, then find the nearest door and kick yourself out, scumbag. (Oh, and make sure to let it hit you on the ass on the way out. Thank you.)
If you're thinking about being my brother, it doesn't matter if you're black or white. 🕵👥
If you want to get down to business, defeat The Huns first.
If you're looking for a Farger, you're probably Gold Member from Austin Powers and your Dutch accent is too thick.
If you want a smoke and a pancake or a bong and a blintz, you're also probably Dutch. 🥞🚬💛
If you're someone I talk to and like to keep in touch with, despite whether or not I know you in real life, and you consider all of the above relates to you, then just shut up and remember that I care about and like you for you. Us weirdos have to stay together and keep the laughter rolling, Slim Jim. Boo to normalcy and boo to the haters in the world! 🙌👌🤝🥂🍻🎸🎉💜🎶🎵🏳️🌈
You forgot the 🍪s. S’alright I gotcha covered! *many cookies!*
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Forgive me, Whinifree, for I have sinned. A life without cookies is a life not worth living, and for this blessing of chocolate chip and Belgian goodness, I shall gladly shareth thy prize. (Banoffee or white chocolate cookies are the best! Even better with lemon!)
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Cookies are love. Cookies are life!
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Amen to that! My one weakness, my one true love, my one desire and my only friend in life is a tonne of cookies! They taste like little circles of bliss that have been baked in the finest of ovens, sprinkled with angel dust. Imagine if angle food cake came in cookie form! That might just kickstart an addiction I once had back up! Although, I wouldn't object.
A million years from now, I wouldn't be surprised if we had cookie overlords having us bake them an army of cookie minions. Mind you, I bet both you and me would eat them as soon as bake them! Mwahaha!
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*evil laugh*