Some of my favourite quotes from Full Metal Jacket! · 6:05am Apr 12th, 2018
Who's the communist, wise-ass twinkle-toed son-of-a-bitch down here that signed his own death warrant?! Nobody, huh?! The fairy-fucking-godmother said it?!
Well, what have we got here, eh? A fucking comedian, Private Joker. Do you think I'm cute, do you think I'm funny?! Well, don't you forget, I've got your name, and I've got your ass! I'll P.T. you until you fucking die and your arses get so sore they will be sucking up buttermilk!
Ho-ly jesus. What is that? What the fuck is that, Private Pyle?! A jelly doughnut?! Private Pyle has let down himself, and more importantly, this entire platoon. I have failed to help him because all of you have failed to give Pyle the proper motivation. From now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him, I will punish all of you! The way I see it, ladies, you owe me for one jelly doughnut! They're paying for it, you eat it Private Pyle!
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!
Where are you from, Private? Holy dog shit, Texas?! Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down! Now, do you suck dicks? Are you a Peter-Pepper?! Bullshit, I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
Momma and Poppa were a-layin' in bed. Momma rolled over, this is what she said: ''Now, give me some!''
Get your fat, stupid fucking ass off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down! Private Pyle, I'm going to rip your fucking balls off so you can't contaminate the rest of the world!
From this day forward, if you leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, a minister of death that will be praying for war. But until that day, you are nothing but pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth, you are not even human-fucking-beings. You are nothing but unorganised pieces of crab-asstic amphibian shit.
From this day forward, the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be ''Sir!'', do you maggots understand that?!
Bullshit! Sound up like you've got a pair!
Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
Well, you better size up, Private, and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks, overwise I will definitely fuck you up!
I like that movie too.
Here is a link to my favourite scene...
MLP:FMJ - Full Metal Wonderbolts
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sQHoLEBVL9E
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''You will not laugh, you will not cry! I've got your name, I've got your arse! Now, get on your feet, Private!''
God, that part in that MLP version of Hartman's speech is hilarious when it comes to the part where Lightning Dust says ''Let me show you what I've got, Ma'am!'' after Spitfire says she's got her arse and that she could come around to her house and fuck her sister! Worked surprisingly well!
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Somehow I knew that a search for "full metal jacket ponies" wouldn't disappoint.