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Ribe_FireRain


Mental instability at its finest and aspiring punk rock musician. PS: Buy a creator a coffee to keep him awake? https://ko-fi.com/firerain

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  • 151 weeks
    My Very Last Blog Post - Goodbye

    As of now, I think the time has come to finally abandon my Fimfiction page. I don't particularly want any involvement in the MLP community any longer and I hold no interest in continuing to be an active member. While my page remains open to everyone, I've logged out permanently and don't think I'll return to it or use it again. No more blogs, no more stories, no related content - it's over.

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  • 151 weeks
    I'm never going to be the person that... (Facts of life)

    I'm never going to be the person who goes out drinking with friends in the pub at the end of the week,
    I'm never going to be the person to enter a stable relationship,
    I'm never going to be the person to cry for those who won't cry for me,
    I'm never going to be the person who gives up over a little tough break,

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  • 151 weeks
    Either stay or leave. Don't play me about.

    If you're staying, stay.

    If you're playing around with me, kindly fuck off. I'm not in the mood.

    Either follow or don't follow. It really is that simple. Make up your mind already.

    Thank you. :ajsleepy:

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  • 151 weeks
    Need a distraction from your low mood? Here's an old photo of my guinea pig :3

    Because I'm sad and because my guinea pig is an adorable fwubby enchanted squeaking potato, here's Oscar laying down and snuggling into his brother, Guinness's guinea bum. Don't ask why he did that, just look at how cute he's being. Requires all the ear rubs. Should have called him Sir Purrsalot. 🐹

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  • 151 weeks
    ''Applejack, are you gay?'' French Translation - if you're interested.

    Back when I introduced this story a few years ago, I was approached by a French Translator called Rainbowsoarin007 and they requested me to allow them to turn my story into a French translation for viewers in that part of the world and those who speak it.

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Mar
27th
2018

Grandad Has Never Done This, And It's Shocking! (Seriously, Get Your Heart Attack Medication, For I Can't Believe It Myself!) · 6:05am Mar 27th, 2018

Do you want to know what I learned a few weeks ago?

I asked my grandma about if grandad has ever actually eaten or had the chance to try a pancake, and she said no.



:pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp:



It's official - grandad, at the age of 85, has yet to rid himself of his pancake virginity. One day, I plan to make him some to try. A life without pancakes isn't worth living.

(I actually made some yesterday for my grandmother, and asked grandad if he wants to try one, but he declined. Stubborn as he is, I'm sure I'll convert him.)

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Comments ( 4 )

85 years without ever having a pancake!?! BLASPHAMY! Someone give that man a blueberry pancake stat! :derpytongue2:

Eh, I think this is understandable. Some foods just don't catch your interest.

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Well, grandad is diabetic and his family and grandma's were poor growing up and stuff because of how life was back in the 40's and 50's. Fifty years ago, the year was 1968, and that's how long my grandparents have lived where they are now. They didn't really have much because of the family grandma had to raise single-handedly, on account of grandad being gone just about all the time. If my dad and other family growing up in that house were lucky, they might see him at least once a year, if very briefly.

I guess neither of them had enough to afford the good things in life, even if my grandma was a cook at one point in her life. The story of how she met grandad took place at her job when he came in, and it's a good one! Comedy central!

Trust me, I know grandad likes the sweet stuff, even if he has limits, but I can't believe he has never had the chance to try a pancake! It's one of the most basic things you could ever make, and even when his wife was a cook and I'm a baker, he still hasn't gotten around to seeing what they taste like! :pinkiesad2::pinkiegasp:

The only upside is that I offered to try and make them for grandma when I was around the other day, and it went surprisingly well! I mean, come on, pancakes frustrate everyone at one point or another. They either burn or laugh at you as they try and set your kitchen on fire. The sweet stuff is always so mean! :fluttercry::fluttershysad:

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