Two things I'm going to do in the future that I plan to have on film for your entertainment! · 8:33pm Mar 20th, 2018
A plan that I want to do in the future is this -
1) Participate in Gumball Rally 3000 (a race around the world in 3000 miles from country to country)
2) Participate in the Tough Guy contest (Iron Man Challenge) in London or wherever it may take place. (It's a game that can be fatal if something goes horribly wrong and it challenges your bodily stamina, endurance and strength. If you participate, you are faced with freezing temperatures, threatening obstacles, muck pits, the Dead Leg Swamp (freezing and sloppy mud that goes to crotch height) and many other things. Also, the start of the race is a rough 6 mile run to get yourself going.)
The best part is that you actually have to sign a death certificate in case you actually die from the conditions you face. The least you can leave with is a few broken bones in an ambulance or on a stretcher. It sounds so fun and challenging that I'd love to take part!
I want to record it all, too. If I ever do it, the recordings shall be put to use in a way that you can all watch them on my YouTube channel!
Sounds... sort of reckless, if I'm being honest.
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It's mainly an adrenaline junkie type of thing, and besides, some of my family have taken part in it before because in their exact words 'you only live once'. If I'm going to live, I might as well make it a good one, even if there are quite a number of dangers involved.
Here's what tough guy looks like!
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I see. Well, I'm not going to encourage it, but I won't try to discourage it either.
Though apparently that's a video of the last year of Tough Guy.
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No worries. Yeah, don't really know why they quit it, but there are quite a lot more out there that are similar to this course, so my hopes are still high for participating one day. Besides, I'm not planning on doing either Tough Guy or Gumball alone. Hopefully, my brother will still be able to come along, seeing as I know he's already interested.
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Dan, I always worry about my friends. It's just my thing.
Brotherly bonding? I'll admit, that does make this seem more sane.
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Well, there's that and the fact that I don't really see nor talk much to him on account of him being at university. I probably won't even see him even after he finishes this year (I think).
Also, just your thing? I thought it was my thing! Quit nicking my job!
Bad Amethyst! *taps on nose with rolled up newspaper.*
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Yeah, I know what you mean there.
*Holds up own newspaper, takes a fencing stance* There is such a thing as having two worrywarts at once, you know.
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Not in this world, there isn't! *Exchanges rolled up newspaper for a sword and a suit of armour at a conveniently placed vendor stand owned by a worthy mage and then takes readying stance* Your move, fruit cake. Your move!
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As you wish... *I don the cursed armor of the Unicorn's Stars, and ready the blade* I will defend myself, but I don't want to hurt you.
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As the toaster as my witness, I hereby declare war on ownership of the title of 'Worrywart'! All hail and bow down beneath thy clad armour and ferocious Blade of Victoriam!
*In classic narrator's voice* And so began the epic trilogy of fighting for ownership of a title as these two titans clash and grind metal as they fight mercilessly for the win! Join us next time for another segment of Derpy Hooves and Toaster Love: If You Love It, You Shouldn't Have Put a Fork In It!
(I've also got no idea what type of gag we are doing here...
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(I'm just making this up as I go along)