Schrödinger's Midnight · 7:03am Mar 11th, 2018
So. It technically is and isn't midnight right now.
Is, because I've set my clocks forward for Daylight Stupid Time before going to bed.
Isn't, because it doesn't technically happen for another three hours.
Can we get with the 21st Century already and stop with this stupid temporal shuffle? We aren't lighting shops by candlelight and oil lamp anymore!