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Feb
22nd
2018

Uncomfortable truths that are true · 3:45pm Feb 22nd, 2018

-The work you do is better paid in other companies

-While talking to you in Facebook chat, in another window he/she is flirting to another person

-He/she broke up with because you live far away and he/she’s too lazy to go see you

-Your partner has been with people more attractive than you

-Even if you say no, your happiness is based on others

-You’re ashamed of what you were 5 years ago

-Men, there are lesbians who have had more beautiful girlfriends than you

-You remember God and you ask him for nothing else only when things go wrong to you

-All the bands and celebrities you hate are doing better than you

-Occasionally you had to pretend to fit into a group of people

-You’re not the love of his/her life

-You scratch certain parts of your body and then you smell your fingers mysteriously

-You hate what you loved

-You make fun of teenagers who are in high school, but you know that was the best time of your life

-You like at least one song from a genre you hate

-There are people less qualified than you and have better positions

-You hold your tummy when using the clothes you like

-None of your New Year’s resolutions have been fulfilled

-Your children will be worse with you than how you are with your parents

-You work and study to have a better future when you don’t know if you’ll end up alive today

-You entrust to God, but you smoke, drink and curse

-You defend your idols and they don’t know that you exist

-Not for buying expensive clothes you’ll look well

-You’re not what you dreamed when you were a child

-You’ve sung a love song when you were drunk and crying

-That song that you dedicate to your partner has already been dedicated to her by at least 5 more people

-You have the password of your partner’s Facebook or Twitter account, not because a trust between you, but because there’s a lot of distrust

-It doesn’t matter how many you have flirted, kissed or even had sex, it matters how many you’ve loved

-Nobody is to blame for how lazy you are

-You snore horribly and your partner doesn’t tell you

-You complain about hypocrisy but you know that you’ve also been just to talk with certain people

-You idolized artists and celebrities more than your parents, who built a family and gave you life (plus if, after all these years, they haven’t got divorced)

-Nobody has the right to be happy

-You regret having a relationship with a former partner

-You think you’re good at what you do, but there are 1000 people better than you

-You have forgotten everyone with whom you shared 8 hours a day, 5 days a week for 12 years (school)

-People obsessed with their cell phone are like a cancer in society. It’s very sad to see how they pay more attention to their likes, than to you when they see you in person

-In many places you’ve to be more afraid of the cops than of the thieves

-In war you don’t have to worry about things like love, money, health, you name them. It’s only you taking care of the only person that matters to you

-When you wait to win the lottery they call you “poor asshole”. When you expect to meet God they call you ‘”Devotee”

-When you’re happy, don’t say it. God could do something just to fuck your smile

-Modesty is not worth when it comes to defending your job

-Most people show you their good looks when they meet you, then you see how crappy they are. At least I’ve been honest with you from the beginning

-You weren’t planned

-You chose life... but life didn't choose you

-It’s not that I’m cruel... I’m just telling you the truth

-With all of this going on you pathetically find solace in the fact that you haven't put a gun in your mouth (thanks to Silver Malice fort this one)

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Comments ( 4 )

-You make fun of teenagers who are in high school, but you know that was the best time of your life

That's the only one I'll disagree with you. I hated my high school. College had the best years of my life.

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Same here. Between finding my place in the world, love failures, friends changing loyalty and even bullying, it's hard for me to say which period of my scholar life was the best. I'm glad to hear that at least you found it.

Your forgot one Smash:

With all of this going on you pathetically find solace in the fact that you haven't put a gun in your mouth

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That's very depressing... but true. I actually add it to the list. Thanks.

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