New story

Yo yo anybody who cares, me and Magic Matt are gonna write a sequel to the train wreck we just finished. Here are some story notes from our google doc.

turn canterlot into a big asda
working at a carriage wash in teddy bear junction, the biggest scum hole in the galaxy
celestia finds us, hollers at us and smacks us into our own dimension
gravy genie is crashing in our crib with a bunch of ghosts and ghouls
a skeleton spooks the metaphoric socks off of doobie
we get 3 more wishes
turn celestia into a rustlers burger
matt chomps a big hunk out of the princess
turn the guards into skittles
turn the canterlot waterfall into Dr. pepper
free discord
use teddy bear junction joke
try to send luna to the moon, instead send her 6 feet under
fuck shit up in the human world
drive a car into someone’s house and throw them out
spike learns our real names, “Matt Willie O'hoolihan” and “Wesley Hercules von Bearington”
kick a guy in the nuts
eat all the pies
go to a pub, eat some peanuts and get in a fight
arrest the police
wear police uniforms
steal policecar
steal all of the donuts at the pig pen (police station)
arrest the queen
kick the prime minister of trottingham in the teeth
Make new friends
Kill new friends
Eat new friends
Ruin steve's life and send him to the YMCA
punch steve and set his house on fire, then go back to equestria
friendship is magic bitch

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[Magic Matt]

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