My Responses! · 4:03pm Jan 16th, 2018
Alright folks here are my responses to your questions!
By the way folks... Following someone, then unfollowing them? RUDE. 
Very... VERY RUDE. Oh and then blocking them without giving them a chance to ask why, that pisses me off too.
But lets let bygones be bygones, shall we?
Castaway Pariah asks
What is the answer to this question?
I don’t know, you tell me!
RustyWarhead asks
How tall are you? :P Are there any fanfictions that are popular in the fandom that you haven't read?
I say about as tall as Crow’s Mile High Morang Pie.
As for popular ones, hmm. I’m not sure. I know that Fallout Equestria’s popular (for some reason I don’t understand or know about) but that’s probably all that’s it.
Silentnight109 asks
Do you like eating fish eyes and fried squids?
Ewwww….
1. Who was/is the worst teacher you ever had?
The only teachers I can say were the WORST were ones back in Second Grade. That’s all I can remember for being absolute worst. Not that that they were extremely mean, but nothing about them just stood out to me that made me remember them or even hold onto any likeness.
2. What is your favorite animal?
I’ve got a few favorite animals. Dogs, cats, wolves, dinosaurs, birds, dragons (I know they aren’t real)
3. Do you have any siblings/pets?
Yeah, I’ve got a sis. Awesome sis by the way, and she’s the reason that I am actually going to move forward and uh… actually write a mature story. Maybe even a few more.
I do have a pet! He’s the most adorable Keeshond doggy ever! He loves the attention, its like having a living teddy bear!
4. Other than the 80s what is your favorite century?
Probably the 50s. First of all, I think it was that time that our pop culture was starting to thrive. Its because of that era, we got great music kicking up, our movies began to expand and become amazing, and most importantly...
WE GOT 50S DINERS, DRIVE-INS, AND CARS.
And even to this day people have shown to still celebrate the 1950s style
But one of the best things we got out of the 50s has to be... Christine.
She is one car you don't want to mess with.
How many times have you moved houses?
That is out of the question.
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47.
If there is any word you can not spell, what would it be?
Definitely. Can never spell that. Oh wait I did.
What got you interested in writing?
Well I guess seeing all of these fanfiction writers out there. I got interested, I wanted to attempt some good writing, and so I launched myself out there and... well my start wasn't... good. But after some time, I've gotten better and I've improved. Mostly.
What is you favorite country?
Germany!
Favorite food?
Mac+Cheese!
Gamis Prime asks
1. What is your favorite anime, if your in to anime
Admittedly I’m not that into anime. I got into a few episodes of Black Lagoon mainly for how insane Revy is, but I couldn’t muster up the cash to get a season.
2. What do you think about the new transformers material with cyberverse, rescue boys academy, and the bumblebee movie.
Cyberverse? Ehhhh… here’s the thing. Look, we’ve had Bumblebee shoved in our faces for the entirety of RID (which I get it, he’s our main lead of it) But now Bumblebee is everywhere. There was a point in time where Bee was my favorite Bot, but now he’s almost everywhere it’s like the writers forgot that OTHER CHARACTERS EXIST. Trailbreaker? Mirage? Hound? Sunstreaker? Beachcomber? Pipes, Swerve, Tailgate, Outback, Smallfoot, Pathfinder, Road Rage, The Aerialbots, Protectobots, ALL OF THESE GUYS STILL EXIST and yet they seem to have nothing in today’s standards of Hasbro. So, honestly I think Cyberverse will only be… okay. That’s it. I’ll take a look, but they BETTER have other Bots besides Bee and Windblade in there, or I’m out.
Rescue Bots Academy?
I’ll admit a little excited. That’s the only bit of the aligned continuity remaining, so I’m looking forward to what it offers. Be glad to see Heatwave and the gang again, PROVIDED THAT QUICKSHADOW STAYS.
Bumblebee movie?
About the same response as to Cyberverse, but here’s the other thing. The Bay movies, whether you like em or not, don’t devote time to developing characters or even getting you to CARE. Emphasizing on CARE. Michael Bay managed to convince the world that its okay to NOT CARE when making a movie, so my hopes are extremely low for this movie to be a success.
On one hand, its in the 1980s, with Bee’s original form that’s something of respect to the original cartoon instead of that slap in the face in the first movie. And its following a female lead, so that’s a little something different.
But let me bring up these facts. The women in these movies are nothing but sexual objects and are just eye candy so there’s no amount of respect or point to them being in the film, and this is in the same universe that killed off Bots we wanted to see on the big-screen do stuff but get killed off without a second thought.
Need I remind you that these movies have already taken out major characters like; Ratchet, Ironhide, Jazz, Sideswipe, Arcee, Chromia, Elita-1, (Mirage), and (Wheeljack) without caring or giving any form of respect for their original counterparts. Same thing applies to Starscream, Brawl, Constructicons, Sideways, Soundwave, Shockwave, and Onslaught.These movies like to shrug off big characters like they’re completely nothing, so in other words…
My standards for this movie and expectations are LOW just after seeing the exact same thing over and over.
3. Finally, if you could do a crossover with anyone, who would it be?
3. Crossover? What kind of crossover do you mean, I don’t understand. I’m unfortunately am unable to answer this question because I don’t know how to reply here.
Dark Nightshade asks
1. Do you like anime, and if yes, what anime?
Same thing I said to Gamis.
2. What kind of video games do you like? Puzzler or adventure? Level or Open World? PS4 or Xbox?
I don’t play a lot of video games what with motivation, fidgeting around, poor attention span… oh sorry! I guess for games; some puzzles, some adventurous, mysterious, maybe a horror element. And the only games I can afford are on PS3, and unfortunatley because we just have to upgrade gaming systems these days, this means I won't be able to play games I want to. Fallout 4, Resident Evil 7, and Lego Ninjago! I wanted to play Ninjago, it has everything I wanted a Ninjago game to have, but now I'll never get to play it! Thank you Sony, you've screwed my hopes yet again! 
3. What kind of qualities do you like in a partner?
As for what I want in a lady, here’s what. I want a lady who’s sweet, kind, maybe funny, sexy, beautiful, charismatic, positive, optimistic, someone with a positive outlook on life that is an absolute joy to be around. I could use some positive energy to lighten up my day. Seriously, I do. I'm a pretty big downer that's not really fun, and I could use some positivity around me. It'd surely lighten my day. And maybe someone who's into the same kinks as me
4. How did you get into MLP?
Found a PMV video, watched Chrysalis scenes, looked at Canterlot Wedding clips, found Dailymotion, and started watching episodes through there.
5. Where you born in Canada?
Never born there!
Skip2435 asks
1. Have you ever gotten any weird nicknames over the years. I don’t know if it happens to everyone but I have a couple nicknames and so do some of my friends.
Yes and no I’m not going to repeat them.
2. How were you as a student in elementary/middle school.
I’m the wormy guy!
3. Favorite cartoons besides MLP and Transformers?
Phineas and Ferb, Looney Toons, Tom and Jerry, Star Wars The Clone Wars, Ninjago, and the original Teen Titans
4. What do you see yourself doing in 10 years?
Possibly taking up voice acting, writing, character designs, just as ideas.
goldenrise365247 asks
1. What do you think about crossover fics?
Well I honestly think they can be good, it just needs the right amount of story, thought, and energy to them.
2. How do you come up with ideas for stories?
Most of my ideas stem from videos I may stumble across, movies I watch, or the music I listen to. Music is a big part of me.
3. Who is your favorite Mlp/EqG villain?
As for my favorites, mine would have to be Discord, Tirek, Queen Chrysalis, and the Sirens.
CSC asks
1. Who's your favorite background pony?
Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon Drops, Dr Whooves (or Time Turner, whatever you call him) Derpy,
2. How hyper can you imagine Pinkie Pie would be after drinking sugary Soda?
I can imagine maybe hyper like Pops was on the sugar from a Regular Show episode (Sugar Rush was the title), or maybe so much she moves like the Roadrunner or Flash because she's just overdosed on sugar. And insanely overdosed. I'm afraid to be in the same room with someone who has too much of that energy. 
Not around Pinkie Pie mind you, but if she gets that much energetic from Soda? Oh boy... We're doomed.
3. Does Lemon Zest have any more funny jokes about Smallfoot?
Lemon: Dude! I've got tons of them! She hasn't even see half the stuff I've written about her. *clears throat* Hey baby, want to wax my finish? Oh, oh, oh wait! Sour, mind if you scrub my bumper? Oh wait, wait, this one's a bit better! Sour, how about you take it off... and dance for me?
Sour: LEMON ZEST!!!
Lemon: Hey, its funny!
Sour: No, its not! You're extremely pervy and you've got issues!
Lemon: Yeah, but you know you love me. *wiggles her eyebrows* Yeah, these aren't my best, I know I can do better than that.
Sour: One of these days Lemon Zest, one of these days...
4. Speaking of Smallfoot, would she ever dress up as a Playboy bunny for Sour?
I don't know. Let me ask hold on... WHOA, WHOA, WHOA... hold on. *adjusts the camera directly in the eye* You're trying to get me beat up again aren't you? Well I think not! Because I've made sure of this time!
*shows off new power suit*
I've got a suit that can withstand the Force, magic, Energon seekers, Genies, Djinns, metal, steel, fire, lava, and angry rage. And Sour's not German! There is nothing she can do to stop me!
*walks off innocently*
Hey Smallfoot, mind if I ask ya something?
Smallfoot: Umm, sure, what?
Well, I don't usually ask this but uh... Sour Sweet's got some interesting... magazines she's into. And I know some in particular have chicks in bunny outfits. You uh... you gonna do that for her sometime?
*Smallfoot blushes harshly*
Smallfoot: Uh... Uh....
Sour: FOURSHADOW!!! DID LEMON ZEST PUT YOU UP TO THIS? I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!
Oh try it Sour! My suit can withstand anything you throw against me!
*FourShadow is found on the ground, free from the suit, extremely bruised, beaten up, lots of cuts, lying against his suit in pain and holding his hand over an eye that appears to be falling from its socket*
You'll... pay for this Lemon Zest...
5. I remember Sour saying her favorite food was burgers, and that got me thinking; does she work out? If not, how does she stay in shape?
Well if you remember from the Friendship Games, she's shown to be super agile enough to swing across a rope, perform a roll, and shoot several arrows into moving targets. And later in Dance Magic, we see she can actually dance, so I can imagine she probably does some form of cardio or training that keeps her body in perfect shape.
6. Does Smallfoot even have a stomach?
I'm leaning towards, yes. See she's a Gobot, as I've stated many times before, but the Gobots cartoon confirmed that they are living organisms under those big chunky bodies. And Scooter in an episode has shown to be able to drink several cans of fizzy soda with tons of straws. I'm leaning towards, yes, she's got a stomach.
7. What do you think would happen if there were too many Sour Sweets? Or too many Indigo Zaps? Or too many Sunny Flares? Or too many Sugarcoats? Or too many Lemon Zests?
Good lord, we'd be in a lot of trouble. Well, maybe not with Lemon Zest, but with everyone else? Yeah, we'd be doomed.
8. Is there anything about the 80s you don't like?
Yes there is. You didn't think I loved EVERYTHING about that timeline, did ya? Well I'd be delusional if I said there wasn't something I didn't like about that timeline.
Now back in the 80s, I know advertisers had interesting methods of selling products to people and I know for a fact that not EVERY one of our attempts to sell a product to a certain demographic worked out well.
Two prime examples of this include Garbage Pail Kids, and My Pet Monster. Both of these films I think were intending to sell products, or not, but in the end, they were lazy cash-grabs that put no thought or effort into what they put together. And that's what pisses me off.
And some of the fashion wear I'll admit, doesn't look so great.
Oh and the animation in some of the cartoons we had back then? My god was a lot of them awful. I mean, I understand that maybe cartoonists or animators probably didn't have much to work with in that timeframe, but come on! I cannot tell you the amount of animation errors I've looked at in some of these cartoons that can get pretty aggravating.
Oh and Zombie Nightmare? Oh god!!!
This movie is so awful!!! 
I know there's probably more, but I won't list them all. I'm listing what I can think of.
9. Who's your favorite voice actor/actress?
Hmm... I'm not sure. I've got a lot of favorite voice actors, and a lot of them stand out to me. Frank Welker, Peter Cullen, Tara Strong, Rebecca Sochiet, just to name a few. There's more, but these are all I can think of right now.
10. Why do you like the 80s so much?
An EXCELLENT question... because I think that's something that people need a reason for.
I love the 80s mostly because of its visual style. Its visual style sticks out to me and I love it! The bright colors, the neon, the insane outfits, and you know what? The 80s has to be one of our biggest points of thriving pop culture. We created great memories in that time period.
I cannot list how many TV shows were made that inspired some of our shows these days, or how many cartoons we got back then that spawned new ones. And I know that some were meant to sell toys, but you know what, back then they had clever advertising and reasons for wanting us to buy them. Because the products they had were GOOD. Not all of them, but they had a lot of great products for us to keep our eyes on.
And the music, oh the music! I cannot list every single song from the time-frame that I freaking love.
And not to mention in this timeline, we advanced our technology even more. Its because of the 80s, we learned how to get copies of movies and shows we wanted to see, and we created a new trend of video games for all of us!
So, yeah, while my love for that time may be insane and confusing, it was a birthpoint of great pop culture that is still remembered to this day.
11. Who's your favorite Princess?
I... I don't really got one to be honest. Nothing really stands out about them to me that makes me grow attached to them, so I guess I don't got a favorite. I'm not saying they're awful, I'm just saying I don't got a favorite.
12. What's your favorite junk food?
This is not going to sound good from me. Cake, chocolate brownies, chocolate chip cookies, Hershey's, Reeses Peanut Butter Cups, Kinder Regels/Eggs, Riter Sports chocolate (I like some of the Germans chocolate, if you can't tell), Kit Kats, to name a few.
... Not healthy I know.
13. What's the one place you've always wanted to travel to?
Well I do want to go to Los Angeles California because, well, its home of the Stars! How can I not?
Nevada or Arizona had some interest to me, mainly due to its small towns. But I'll admit, I had some interest to go to Japan... until a certain you-know-who ruined the image of Americans, making them look like incompetent, disrespectful ***holes. When I find you, you're dead. You need to have your brain checked, no, you're asking for a beatup after what you did.
No, not you guys! I love you guys! But if you know who I'm talking about... good. But we don't need to speaketh his name. Please? Thank you.
14. If you could write for any TV show, which would it be and why?
I... I don't know. I really don't know. I'd like to write for a show, but that would be hard to do even though its a lot of fun. Although I will be honest, I'd want to try and write for the Robots In Disguise series (2015). Because that show is so formulaic and bland when you look at it as a whole, and I think it needs to be fixed up a notch and re-written with much more intelligence honestly.
15. What is your favorite fetish?
Oh my
Well I'm only censoring it for those who DON'T want to know and who don't want their image of me ruined. I've been trying to be as clean as I can on here, but I'm not perfect. And I'll admit, I'm a bit ashamed for liking some of this. Bottomless girls... (including twerking bottomless girls), minor BDSM, not like with cages or strapping people to machines. I mean like tie ups and gags, that's about it.
... You can imagine how much shame I have right now. But I might end up writing stories with some of this in the future, so...
I'm sorry if you think less of me for this stuff 
Wilddog88 asks
Do you have any fanfiction that just make you angry because they exist? If so what type do that?
Well I'll admit, there is some that I don't really like that exists, but I'm not overly mad about it. People are entitled to write what they desire, but I'll admit, I don't like the subject matter here. There are two types of stories that don't really stick with me. When its humans... doing horses, watersports, or people writing stories to have characters raped and abused, those just don't do it for me.
Look, some people may like that, and that's fine, but its just not for me. Not overly angry about it though. The only stories that drive me up the wall is when its done by people who give zero ****s about their audience.
To quote Bobsheaux here, "At the end of the day, if you want to entertain, you need to put effort into it."
Pokefreak13 asks
Least favorite Transformer?
A few come to mind. Wheelie, Sentinel Prime, Cerebros. Mohawk... The Stunticons from RID. Those are a few examples.
Wheelie; G1 had in constantly talking in rhyme and made you suffer in the Japanese Headmaster series and made him a central character you had to see EVERY EPISODE. Movie version has him do absolutely nothing to further the plot, outside of doing horrible Joe Pessci impersonations and hogging time from Autobots we rather be with.
Sentinel Prime: Animated made him an ignorant jack*** with almost no redeeming qualities to him whatsoever, and the Bay movies made this guy pretty much attack his teammates with no reason whatsoever when he had that plan to overthrow Megatron. Seriously, that happened!
Cerebros; Headmaster series made him a horrible leader, sits inside himself while the Headmasters have to carry the episode. And he does nothing!
Mohawk: He's racist, disgusting to look at, and contributes nothing like the rest of the Decepticide Squad. Need I say more?
Stunticons: They either have Cons who are annoying, Cons who we don't see enough of, have no personality or identity, and to top it all off, THEY'RE ALL STUPID. Their plan is to RULE EARTH'S ROADS and nothing more. I thought they had a plan that wasn't revealed yet, but nope. they just want to conquer the highways.
THAT'S. JUST. STUPID.
Burner Man asks
Which story that you've written are you most proud of? Or which was the most work to write?
Honestly? None of them. I don't think I'm that great a writer. The only work I can say is good, is All Alone even though that one has glaring plotholes, Sweet Sweet Smallfoot, Sour Sweet Sweet Gift, and the bloopers for Rainbow Rocks. That's it. Nothing else I can say is good. But that's me.
Whew! You know, I love having tons of questions. I do. It allows me to tell you guys a bit about me, and be a bit silly.
So, thank you all for the questions, and I hope you all good luck, and see ya later!
Bro, second grade teachers literally ruined religion for me. They're the worst.
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Ouch. I'm so sorry about that.
Wait, what exactly did they do?
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Well, I can't say the ruined it directly, but I was told by one of my second grade teachers that Santa isn't real. From there, I sort of just figured out that other people similar weren't real, like the Easter bunny, the tooth fairy, etcetera. That sort of led to the same thing with religion not long after.
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Oooh... yeah that's bad.
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I don't even mind that much about it, but I was pretty torn up when it happened. The teacher was actually really angry that I brought up Santa Clause. We were making some kind of set for a play that took place in the North Pole. I suggested that we put Santa in the background, and then
skedaddle skadeal, santa ain't real
So yeah that's a nice little story. :P
Hey thanks for answering my questions by the way. Is there a decade you particularly don’t like? For me that would be just the late 90’s because of the horrible fashion trends and music. But besides that I loved the original teen titans series and besides that do you like Ren and Stimpy/ Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those are among my favorite cartoons and I did like some of the renaissance Cartoon Network cartoons like Regular Show, Adventure Time, and The Amazing World of Gumball.
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I guess probably the 90s isn't a decade I like. Horrible music, and it just didn't seem that great.
Oh geez, I forgot about Regular Show! I love that show too!
OK, i know its none of my business, but about the Bumblebee movie: as far as im aware Michael Bay has nothing to do with it, like at all, he wasn't allowed near it.
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I am aware that he's not part of that project, but you may not know, he might find SOME way to get his hands on it.
I heard rumors of him having some part of the project, and if he is... then I've lost all hope for the movie being successful. True he's actually made successful movies, but in terms of Transformers... I'm pretty close to having no hope.
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i think the bumblebee movie will be a new hope for the franchise
I still have some more jokes about that if you want to hear them.
Next time, just send Lemon to ask her questions herself.
When you put it that way, you're right. We'd have to shoot them all.
Either way, this was fun!
K meant a crossover story like a collab..