I knew it was going to be one of those night when I get to work, the sinks a disaster, and one of the two pata side guys is squeegeeing the floor because the drain overflowed. It only went downhill from there. We had so many people come in that we ended up putting people upstairs. Tonight wasn’t fun.
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That's funny, I was thoroughly beaten the other night, with a crowbar.
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Jason Todd?
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Who?
4768642
The Robin who was beaten to death with a crowbar by Joker.
As someone who has worked in food and had a situation almost identical to that...i feel you.
4768651
No, I'm pretty sure he died in an explosion, also didn't he live and become the red hood. Seriously I was in Chicago a few days ago and got beaten with a crowbar
4769070
In the original comic he died in an explosion. In the new version he got beaten by a crowbar, then got killed in an explosion. Rahs al ghul took the body and tried to resurrect him in the lazarus pit only he came back wrong. It took him awhile to come back mentally. Then Jason Todd became the Red Hood.
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Also, how and why were you beaten by a crowbar?
4769108
In the original animated movie he apparently died in an explosion then became the red hood.
4769114
Under the Red Hood explains that he didn’t actually die.
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I know that, that's why I said apparently dumbass.
4769110
Oh I got jumped by a thug from a gang that's trying to get one of my friends. I beat the shit out of him back though. And his friends. And a few dogs that they had chase me... Not that I had to beat them much, they didn't really want to maim me, animals do love me a lot. Maybe its because I uncontrollably give them food and treats... I mean I did give those dogs somejacks links beef jerky and my left overs from burger shack.
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Go you. You’re a badass.
4769151
Uhuh... didn't stop me from breaking an arm and leg.
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But you survived it, so... Badass.
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Eh. Have I told you the time I had to fight a bear?
4771657
You had to fight a bear?
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A black bear.
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So a smaller bear, but still a bear.
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Yeah, but I had a watermelon knife.
4772005
So, you weren't entirely defenseless.
4772146
Our watermelon knife isn't a watermelon knife just a big knife that I call the watermelon knife, but here's how it happened. I was at my grandma's house out in the country and in some woodlands where black bears have been spotted from time to time. Well her basement trapdoor on the outside of the house had been open all night the night before and I closed it in the morning. Well the day before I had chased some dogs out who had broken some jars of honey and other food containers. Well on the day it happened we were having a picnic and I was doing the cooking inside and I was cooking some meats and putting watermelon when I hear something from behind the door that leads to the basement which is at the side of the kitchen so you have to go through the kitchen to get to the basement door or to get out of the kitchen and basement. Well go over and open the door and peak in expecting a dog, raccoon, squirrel, or one of the little kids or older people getting something but I see this black bear coming up the stairs mad from the broken glass and wood that had scratched it so it was bleeding and saw me and proceeded up the wooden stairs witch were not solid and a few of them broke from its weight and as a few did it fucking charged me.
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Then I jumped backwards and hit the table because it's right in front of the basement door so I roll over it slightly and it comes into the kitchen and and heads to the stove but it seems me covered in smells in spices from cooking ya know and I'm trying to edge away and it comes at me so I had to roll out of the way but it crashes down on my arm that I'm pushing myself with and God did it hurt. So it had pinned my arm on the table and I brought the knife in my other hand and full on stabbed it in its should because I couldn't get a good angle on its head or knock or heart. It then roars and I'm able to wiggle free and I move to get out through the base ment but I realised that the door was no e impassable because the bear had broken it earlier, so it charges me again and i dodge so it hits the fridge and I jump back on the table because it's my only option of escape but before I'm off of it the bear jumps and pushes me through the Damn window with it coming after me and we land in the middle of the picnic area we had set up and I realise every one had already been watching and the bear is just a little ways away from me so before it can get up and gain the advantage I grabbed the knife and a shared of glass and stabbed it in the knock and under its jaw. It hadn't died so I pulled the knife up and slammed it down again and it's body travelled and collapsed on me. It had landed on my lap and legs too after we had gone through the window. I had broken my arm cracked my leg and brokenness other. But the boys all thought I was a cool bad ass. And the girls knew who to invite for a safe wedding/event.
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Holy shit! You win everything!
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I was covered in glass scratches and had a broken arm, leg and a crack in one of the meh legs. Not to mention the state of my ribs. At this very moment I just finished climbing a small cliff I was pushed off of and tracking my friends kidnapper. I really shouldn't go alone with the guy who is wanted by a Fuck load of gangs and probably a mafia.
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What the fuck?
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What? Probably should of said that sooner shouldn't I.
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Do I even wanna know?
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I told you already.
4773831
Never mind
4773836
Now I have to drag my friend back to the cabin... ugh. Should I leave the guy here?
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I wouldn't
4773843
Ok, so I'm leaving the Jack ass that pushed me and dragging the wanted bitch.
4773845
For the money
4773848
No, to spite thigh enemy. Also because my friends will hate me if I didnt. Tough two days, I rode with my friends and they stole his car. Had to walk all the way home since his phone was gone and mine was broken when I fell from the cliff.