Rated M for Mercenaries · 12:39am Oct 18th, 2012
Rated M for Mercenaries
October 17, 2012 - RED Medic
Guten Tag, ladies and gentlemen. As you may be avare, Ze RED Cataclysm vas recently upgraded to an M rating. Zis seems like somezink zat should haff been determined long before now, but vat do I know? I'm not ze auzzor. I've only just had ze chance to look over ze report as to vhy ze change vas made now. Let me see here. ...Oh. Okay. Ve're not sure vhen it's goink to happen, but apparently, zere's goink to be a violation of ze regulations about adult humor later on. So now you know, I suppose. Vell... I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a big scene to shoot. Excuse me, Director? Could I get some perfume, please? I've heard you're supposed to inhale it in zese situations...
Hm? Oh, ja, zat. Uh, ze Director vould also like me to inform you zat Conchshellzegeek7 is making rapid progress in his attempts to secure a cover image for zis story. So look forvard to zat. Okay, are ve done? Good. Now, let's get to shootink...
... Um... That might not be perfume doctor.
also, I'm glad this story is back. 