A joke for a Witcher...

Am on the Bridle Gossip episode and having trouble finding an affliction for Oblivion. Tossing around a few ideas but then have to figure out what to call him. Spike names them all and need to figure out something for our favorite Witcher pony. Maybe have his coloring swapped. Nah. Too generic and not funny enough. I'm open to ideas. The chapter is on hold while I figure it out. Don't worry though I have plenty stashed to keep the updates going. Zecora will probably drive me crazy due to me being terrible at rhyming. SO if there are any ideas out there feel free to toss them in along with your name ideas. If I have any of my own I will post them and get your opinion.