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  • 334 weeks
    Moms be like

    Mom: Did you do your homework?
    Me: Yeah.
    Mom: Did you clean your room?
    Me: Yeah.
    Mom: Did you hoover the house?
    Me: Yeah.
    Mom: Did you walk the dog?
    Me: Yeah.
    Mom: Did you do the laundry?
    Me: Yeah.
    Mom: Did you empty the dishwasher?
    Me: Yeah.
    Mom: Did you take out the bins?
    Me: Yeah.
    Mom: Did you clean the windows?
    Me: Yeah.
    Mom: Did you wash the car?
    Me: Yeah.

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  • 334 weeks
    When my friends are pitiful

    My friend: I'm the worst...

    Me: Don't you dare!

    My friend: I can't do anything right...

    Me: Shut up!

    My friend: I'm just not good enough...

    Me: I will punch you with friendship!

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  • 340 weeks
    My friend hates MLP

    Three weird things happened today:

    1. My friend said she hates MLP :flutterrage:
    2. My friend got hit by a bus :raritycry:
    3. I lost my bus driving license :rainbowwild:

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  • 341 weeks
    At a restaurant

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  • 341 weeks
    Trying to get fit

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Oct
12th
2017

Insults · 3:06pm Oct 12th, 2017

When somepony insults me.

Friend: That shirt is so stupid.

Me: And we're off. I run all around the home and my friends follow

Me: I can't find it!

Friend: Find what?

Me: Were I asked for your opinion.

Rest of my friends: Ohhh!!!

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