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Daydreamfire


Sup?

Nov
29th
2017

Moms be like · 10:36pm Nov 29th, 2017

Mom: Did you do your homework?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you hoover the house?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you walk the dog?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you do the laundry?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you empty the dishwasher?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you take out the bins?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you clean the windows?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you wash the car?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you make dinner?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you get a job?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you give me grandchildren?

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Nov
26th
2017

When my friends are pitiful · 9:40pm Nov 26th, 2017

My friend: I'm the worst...

Me: Don't you dare!

My friend: I can't do anything right...

Me: Shut up!

My friend: I'm just not good enough...

Me: I will punch you with friendship!

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Oct
19th
2017

My friend hates MLP · 7:25pm Oct 19th, 2017

Three weird things happened today:

1. My friend said she hates MLP :flutterrage:
2. My friend got hit by a bus :raritycry:
3. I lost my bus driving license :rainbowwild:

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Oct
12th
2017

At a restaurant · 9:31pm Oct 12th, 2017

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Oct
12th
2017

Trying to get fit · 9:25pm Oct 12th, 2017

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Oct
12th
2017

Thug life · 3:17pm Oct 12th, 2017

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Oct
12th
2017

Failing an exam · 3:15pm Oct 12th, 2017

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Oct
12th
2017

Why are we sarcastic? · 3:12pm Oct 12th, 2017

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Oct
12th
2017

Insults · 3:06pm Oct 12th, 2017

When somepony insults me.

Friend: That shirt is so stupid.

Me: And we're off. I run all around the home and my friends follow

Me: I can't find it!

Friend: Find what?

Me: Were I asked for your opinion.

Rest of my friends: Ohhh!!!

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