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  • 334 weeks
    Moms be like

    Mom: Did you do your homework?
    Me: Yeah.
    Mom: Did you clean your room?
    Me: Yeah.
    Mom: Did you hoover the house?
    Me: Yeah.
    Mom: Did you walk the dog?
    Me: Yeah.
    Mom: Did you do the laundry?
    Me: Yeah.
    Mom: Did you empty the dishwasher?
    Me: Yeah.
    Mom: Did you take out the bins?
    Me: Yeah.
    Mom: Did you clean the windows?
    Me: Yeah.
    Mom: Did you wash the car?
    Me: Yeah.

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  • 334 weeks
    When my friends are pitiful

    My friend: I'm the worst...

    Me: Don't you dare!

    My friend: I can't do anything right...

    Me: Shut up!

    My friend: I'm just not good enough...

    Me: I will punch you with friendship!

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  • 339 weeks
    My friend hates MLP

    Three weird things happened today:

    1. My friend said she hates MLP :flutterrage:
    2. My friend got hit by a bus :raritycry:
    3. I lost my bus driving license :rainbowwild:

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  • 340 weeks
    At a restaurant

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  • 340 weeks
    Trying to get fit

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Nov
29th
2017

Moms be like · 10:36pm Nov 29th, 2017

Mom: Did you do your homework?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you hoover the house?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you walk the dog?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you do the laundry?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you empty the dishwasher?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you take out the bins?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you clean the windows?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you wash the car?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you make dinner?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you get a job?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you give me grandchildren?
Me: ...No...
Mom: Well, get to it! Come on!

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