Just a little preview of something I am co-writing · 5:02am Oct 14th, 2012

My friend FlutterDash7 and I are co-writing something. It's kinda silly, but really funny. Basically, everypony gets their genders shifted because of two villains. (One of them is Discord... but he had a lot of help from another person who loves chaos and madness. Try and guess who. You might guess right).

Here is a little part. The fic will be published under her name, so check it out when it comes out. I will probably update a blog post for each chapter. Here you go, enjoy!-

“This... Spike! Check my books! Check anything!” A purple stallion rushed through a maze of recorded history with massive confusion. His rich tenor voice rang out across the library, tinged with panic.

“Twilight? Twilight? Twilight! Help! Books can’t do anything!”

“Oh shut up! You don’t look much different! Just a few eyelashes! But look at me! What is Celestia going to say? I’m supposed to be the best with magic, and I get turned into a stallion? This is not good Spike. Not good...”

The young female dragon tossed several books towards the lavender stallion. A select few crashed against the floor, while one impacted his head.
“Sorry...” Spike said. “Wait... this isn’t probably a funny time, right?”

“Funny? What part of this is funny to you?”

“Your new hair is kinda funny...” Little girly giggles soon followed.

“I don’t have time for this! I need to see what happened to the rest of Ponyville! I need to formulate a hypothesis, test the results... Discord...” A look of sheer horror crossed his features and he stopped dead in his tracks. The thought of the greatest threat to Equestria escaping his stone prison sent chills down the purple stallions spine.

“Huh?” replied Spike, batting her feminine eyelashes.

“That’s just weird...” Twilight shrugged at the bizarre sight of Spike. “Discord is behind this! I just know!”

“Twilight!”

A voice that edged on masculine cried outside of the library’s door. Powerful hooves kicked the edge of the door, thundering echoes alongside several giggles. Twilight hid in shame, hoping to delay her new gender for as long as possible.

“Fine! I’ll kick it down then! Here comes Mr. Bubble Berry!”

An energetic muscle-bound ball of pink exploded into the room, brightly coloured streamers trailed him as he bounced toward the shocked unicorn.
“Bubble Berry?” Twilight gasped at the sight before her. The moment was beyond reason, beyond logic. And for a first time in all of recorded history, it was beyond Pinkie Pie. It now belonged to Bubble Berry, or whatever Pinkie Pie had become.

“Oh my gosh! This big magic wave came and turned me into a stallion! Just how funny is that? I’m bigger, stronger, and my hair isn’t as poofy! I have a deeper voice, and I have new priv-”

“Pinkie!” Twilight dismissed his friend’s immaturity with a hasty shout. “I know! Don’t make this any more awkward than it already is!”

However, as usual, there was no stopping the force of a rambling party pony on a mission.

“But it’s so funny! Oh my gosh, this calls for a party! Nopony else can be Bubble Berry; I called it! What is your new name Twilight?” Bubble Berry bounced with joy, his more powerful frame propelling the lively pony into orbit around his friend.

“I’m still Twilight Sparkle!”

Upon confirmation of Twilight’s name, Bubble Berry sprung into the air tossing his streamers in a celebratory fashion. “Then let’s party! And Twilight, you look hot as a stallion!” Twilight’s jaw almost hit the floor at the unexpected news.

“Pinkie!”

“Just saying...” Bubble Berry trailed off, saddened that he was currently unable to lighten the stormy mood his good friend was afflicted with. “You know... you do.” He grinned cheekily and attempted a bounce to restore his sense of well being once more.

Twilight didn't want to hear or deal with her friends complements right now. Bubble Berry’s normally joyful manner was only serving to worsen the ex-mares attitude. He wanted to be alone, to study, to figure out how to reverse Discord’s spell of madness. Remembering his previous task, the lavender stallion utilized his magic to summon his books to his side once more. Books; his safe zone.

“Well Pinki- Bubble Berry,” Twilight replied whilst opening several books. “I’m just saying that we should probably check out at the magnitude of the spell here! Like really! Imagine all of Ponyville!”

“They are going to be partyin-”

“Pinkie!” Twilight threw his head into a pile of books.

“Ugh... that is like the third time you've said that. Let’s find a solution... get rid of all this silly, funny stuff and go back to being boring. What do you have there?” Pinkie rushed forward and began to page through several books with gusto.

The quick search produced no results.

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