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  • 574 weeks
    O Canada

    I'm going to be taking a three-day excursion to Canada (Ontario area, to be exact) in late July, and instead of waddling around the internet in search of some little gem of information, I figured that it would be easier to ask people who know the land of maple leaves and Canucks. If you live in that vicinity and have a little information, I'd be beyond grateful. If you don't, here's some things

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  • 582 weeks
    Coming to a Fimfic Near You

    The walls mock me.

    They leer and laugh and howl at my misery, my being, my soul.

    I know exactly what you’re thinking- I’m crazy. Insane. Off my rocker. And you know what? You’d be correct. But it isn’t as if I haven’t been told.

    Do you want to know why I’m here?

    Of course you do.

    My mind is why I’m here. Or lack of.

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  • 591 weeks
    I Wasn't Prepared For This

    Imagine midterms in the place of Pinkie and me instead of Rainbow Dash and you have a pretty accurate representation of my life. Why do Spanish conjugations have to be so confusing? Heck, why does Spanish have to be so confusing?

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  • 592 weeks
    >The Internet

    I'll have something of interest to say sooner or later, I promise.

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  • 595 weeks
    Ton of Updates

    First off, new fanfic. Give it a chance before you downvote it- most of the plot (No pun intended) is in the second chapter.

    If you don't like shipping, then have some unusually joyful horse appendages.

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Oct
13th
2012

To those that think I've done nothing for the past month... · 10:46pm Oct 13th, 2012

...You're kinda right.

So that Changeling story from who-knows-when is nearly ready for posting, save for me finding a suitable picture, and Tricondon's story from the Great Follower Project (Hey, remember when I actually followed through with those?) is almost done in it's first draft. I have a hoard of oneshots to release too, if I could think of proper endings. Progress is progress though, no matter how small it may be.

Have a preview of the later-

Twilight chuckled, levitating the tape to an unknown area of Rarity's body. She summoned the discarded book from the staircase to her side, along with a fresh quill, and began to jot down notes furiously. "I'd expect you of all ponies to realize it first, Rarity. You know, with your mirrors and all."

Rarity huffed, an unseen motion sending her friend hurling towards the opposite wall. "Twilight, just spit it out." she said roughly. "Tell me why Rainbow Dash and company are sewn across your home!"

The lavender unicorn snorted, a cloud of dust emerging from her nostrils. After straightening her measuring tape to perfection, she got to her hooves and, to Rarity's surprise, trotted briskly in the opposite direction.

"Hello?" the fashionable mare gawked. "Is it that I'm invisible?"

Still Twilight Sparkle didn't turn around. Her lithe back swayed cheerfully from the cluttered closet she had stuck her head into. She hummed a little tune to herself as she searched- perhaps too eagerly, it seemed.

"Twilight Sparkle!" Rarity boomed, narrowing her beautiful eyes until they were only aquamarine slits against her white fur. A strong wind picked up in the background, fluttering various books and leaflets around the room, but Rarity was so consumed in getting her friend's attention that she didn't notice whatsoever. "I ask- no, I command that you show your face!"

Twilight's clumsy shuffling was instantly silenced, and Rarity blushed nervously as the last echos of her voice disappeared and the odd wind stopped. It didn't sound that loud in my head, she thought cheekily.

Her heart sank as the lavender unicorn made soft beeping noises and backed out of the closet, a large object in her magical grasp. Her eyes were hidden as she shut the door with a swift buck to the wood- the unicorn payed no mind to the sound of boxes and valuables falling from the impact.

The nearly unnoticeable sound of her hooves clopping on the hard floor seemed magnified by the quaint silence brought on by the two mares. Rarity thought her friend's normally short walk from one end of the library to the other would never end.

Finally, Twilight Sparkle pulled the object out from behind her back with a disturbing grin. "Take a look, Rarity." she murmured from behind what looked like a simple mirror, albeit a little dusty and cracked. "I'm sure you'll be... Surprised, to say the least."

Also, I'm curious- what is your favorite shipping? Twidash? Twilestia? Appledash? Tuna? It's all in the name of science...

Obligatory image.

For the more mature, obligatory saucy image.

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My favorite shipping is jaded-Rarity-with-issues X jaded-Rainbow-Dash-with-issues, and reading about how they support each other and sort out their many problems. So for me, Salvation is pretty much the best story ever.

My favourtie shipping is FlutterDash, but since that isn't on the list... i'll have to say Apple Dash.

Also, i don't mean to add to the workload, but didn't you say something about making a sequel to Hello, Harmony?

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Oh, those were just examples. Thanks for the input, though. And yes I mentioned a sequel, but I hit a wall with the plot. It'll get finished, just not as fast as I'd like.

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How have I not heard of Salvation before? :pinkiegasp:

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I'm copypasting some of Posted's little pictures of pastel-colored ponies. :twilightsmile:

Twishy all the way:yay::twilightsmile:

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