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  • 569 weeks
    O Canada

    I'm going to be taking a three-day excursion to Canada (Ontario area, to be exact) in late July, and instead of waddling around the internet in search of some little gem of information, I figured that it would be easier to ask people who know the land of maple leaves and Canucks. If you live in that vicinity and have a little information, I'd be beyond grateful. If you don't, here's some things

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  • 578 weeks
    Coming to a Fimfic Near You

    The walls mock me.

    They leer and laugh and howl at my misery, my being, my soul.

    I know exactly what you’re thinking- I’m crazy. Insane. Off my rocker. And you know what? You’d be correct. But it isn’t as if I haven’t been told.

    Do you want to know why I’m here?

    Of course you do.

    My mind is why I’m here. Or lack of.

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  • 587 weeks
    I Wasn't Prepared For This

    Imagine midterms in the place of Pinkie and me instead of Rainbow Dash and you have a pretty accurate representation of my life. Why do Spanish conjugations have to be so confusing? Heck, why does Spanish have to be so confusing?

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  • 587 weeks
    >The Internet

    I'll have something of interest to say sooner or later, I promise.

    2 comments · 396 views
  • 590 weeks
    Ton of Updates

    First off, new fanfic. Give it a chance before you downvote it- most of the plot (No pun intended) is in the second chapter.

    If you don't like shipping, then have some unusually joyful horse appendages.

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    3 comments · 441 views
May
27th
2013

O Canada · 1:40pm May 27th, 2013

I'm going to be taking a three-day excursion to Canada (Ontario area, to be exact) in late July, and instead of waddling around the internet in search of some little gem of information, I figured that it would be easier to ask people who know the land of maple leaves and Canucks. If you live in that vicinity and have a little information, I'd be beyond grateful. If you don't, here's some things to expect from my dusty account in the coming months-

-Doing something with Crepusculum
-Finishing Flight of the Filly (Eventually)
-Waiting For the End
-Polishing some of the turds on my account

And because this wouldn't be an EpicGuy blog post without an obligatory picture-


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Comments ( 39 )

D'awwww!:yay:

Whereaboots in Ontario are you heading to, eh?

-Tricondon

1108292

Sault Ste. Marie, I believe.

1108324

Ah cannae help ya, lassie. Och, Ah dinnae know much aboot tha' area.

-Tricondon

1108435

the cliches

they burn

1108481

I haff nozink to apol'gize for. I am vat I am.

-Trrrrrrrrrricondon

1108522

Ah got'ta apol-o'-gizz, yer usin' sum perty fancy wurds dere! Tone 'et down a' notch, ya hear?

1108541

Bolly, sir! I am not using any fancier words than etiquette demands. You insult my honour. I challenge thee to a duel!

-Tricondon

1108614

I've got my Twilight Sparkle toy at the ready. Do your worst.

1108625>>1108614 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!:pinkiecrazy:

1108625>>1108662

I see your Twilight Sparkle toy and raise you a Princess Twilight plushie.

-Tricondon

1108712

I see your Princess Twilight plushie and raise you a Princess Celestia plushie with banana-slinging action.

1108807

I see your Princess Celestia plushie and raise you a Queen Chrysalis-in-mid-morph-to-Princess-Cadence plushie. With judo chop action and evil laugh.

-Tricondon

1108807>>1108814 *owned

(I hope you don't think I'm creepy for doing this, it's just really funny.)

1108814

I see your Queen Chrysalis/Princess Cadence plushie and raise you a Shining Armor plushie with removable corndogs. He talks too.

1108837

Care for some popcorn?

1109692 Extra butter, please.:coolphoto: I got my 3D glasses on.

1109692

I see your Shining Armour plush and raise you a Princess Luna plush with matching socks and saddle.

1109717

Oy! Share the popcorn!

-Tricondon

1109983>>1109717

...You're good.

I see your Princess Luna plush and raise you a Wet-Maned Rarity plush with matching socks and saddle.

And whatever happened to sharing, you two? It's like talking to kindergartners (Except they claw at your face and hiss wildly... You won't do that, right?).

1110505

I see your Wet-maned Rarity and raise you a Corrupted Princess Celestia. Squeeze her hoof and she gives an evil laugh!

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-Tricondon

1111994

I see your Corrupted Princess Celestia and raise you a Corrupted Twilight Sparkle. Squeeze her horn and she shoots dark magics at the nearest living creature!

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1110505>>1109983 *hisses*:flutterrage:

1112730

The kindergartners have returned with a vengeance! Stay back you little brats, I've got a torch and I know how to use it!

1112839:flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage:
MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE *barely stay at edge of torch range*devour popcorn*

1112973

I see your whatever-the-heck-those-are and raise you the Changeling Six.

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1112903

Curses! Now I have to make more popcorn!

1113111

Damn it! That was going to be my next bet! Uh, um...

...

Oh! I know! Nightmarity!

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-Tricondon

1112973>>1113111 And I shall finish this duel with...
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1114143>>1113220

Neigh, good sirs! This duel is far from over!

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...But that looks like some pretty good popcorn, actually.

1114999

Low calorie or caramel? I prefer kettle myself, but I just ran out.

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1115033

I believe I still have a little left. Well-done, I suppose?

My nook dislikes me, so have a link instead

1115723

...That's terrible. :raritydespair:

1116707

I win!

-Tricondon

1117985

Bow down before me, all ye lowly peons!

-Tricondon

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