July news

Greetings to everybrony.

Sitting alone between the walls of his chamber, one young man in armor was staring at his monitor.
He had just come back from work, and nothing could ease his body and soul more than committing himself to genocide.

Wait, that came out wrong.

But the door suddenly slammed open, breaking the peace and startling the young man as six equine figures appeared from the settling dust. One of those figures, which had wings and a horn, menacingly stepped forward.

"We have come for you, Andrizzi," said Twilight Sparkle with a commanding tone.

But Andrizzi was not afraid as he put on his helm and grabbed his broadsword with one hand.
"Thou shall not prevent me from my conquest spree. I still have plenty of battles left to fight!"

Twilight Sparkle walked inside the room. "You had enough. You played every single character on the roster,
and collected enough coins to unlock even the characters from the DLC. Now, let's get back to what makes you feel really alive without venting your frustration on weaker fighters, shall we?"

"NEVER! I shall not cease my fight, for the battle never ends!"

"Actually, you just lost the match," flatly pointed out Twilight.

"FOOLISHNESS! I never lose!"

Twilight rolled her eyes and groaned before charging her horn with purple light. "Fine, we'll do this the easy way."

"Come to me then." With his voice filled with determination, Andrizzi raised his sword and guarded himself
for the first strike. "FOR HONOR!"

And Twilight blasted him with magic.

---

So, hem, after I vented during an epic battle--

Pfft, you call that a battle?

--an epic, long, and evenly fought battle, I came back to my senses.

I have no words to say how ashamed I am--

Oh, but you have two! You can use 'ashamed' and 'very', buuuut you might want to use 'very' a lot of times.

--how ashamed I am for not posting anything for two months, but I kinda needed it for settling for my new job, playing
video games, going out with friends...

But I'm stalling. After these two months, I want to get back more than ever to writing.

That little thing up there? That was something to remind myself that I can write pony stuff.
And because I thought it was fun. And because I didn't have anything else to fill the July news, but I digress.

I don't know when I'll be finished with Other's next chapter because I want to deliver the best emotional breakdown I can.
I really need to get back to my HISHE. Partly because the next one is a present for finishing the story.
A story that was completed two months ago now.
Yeah.

...

I'm going to write about ponies now.