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chillbook1


One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

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  • 37 weeks
    My Good Friend Needs Help

    Hey, gang, I'll keep it brief.

    My good friend Majin Syeekoh needs your help. He set up a GoFundMe, and if you could all help him out a bit, I'd be forever grateful.

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    0 comments · 220 views
  • 38 weeks
    NSFW IGO Poll

    I Get Off is in the works, and in addition to the new chapter update, I would also like to write some straight up lewd shorts. I'm curious as to where would be more appropriate to post those shorts, right here on chillbook1 or on my NSFW alt. So I threw up a poll

    If there's no particular consensus, they'll probably end up on LewdChapter.

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    3 comments · 189 views
  • 39 weeks
    It's Back, And It's Finished

    There was supposed to be more to this, but the guy who set that up... I'm not him anymore. So I wanted to give this story some proper closure even if it meant skipping a bit to the end. Sorry if it's a little sloppy, but I needed to do this.

    Man, it feels good to see this thing marked as complete

    6 comments · 350 views
  • 39 weeks
    Tuesday

    Tuesday?

    Tuesday.

    6 comments · 234 views
  • 66 weeks
    Pulse Check

    Anyone still here?

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    11 comments · 351 views
Jul
27th
2017

Spam Bot Adventures · 2:13am Jul 27th, 2017

So, I'm on my friend Prince Conjure's Xbox Live account so I can play Dark Souls 3 (I'm too broke to buy a copy, he said he'd lend it to me, stop judging me). Outta nowhere, he gets a message from somebody that simply says "hey cutie".

My response?

You, me, behind the Walgreens, midnight. Bring the peanut butter, don't be late.

And cue the juvenile laughter.

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Comments ( 4 )

I'm a six-and-a-half year old watching Sesame Street and

I NEED AN ADULT

you are an inspiration to us all

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I'm more like a waste of space and human life, but thank you.

And cue the applause.
You, sir, are indeed an inspiration and truly, a magnificent human being.

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