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  • 10 weeks
    A Dazzling Interview


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  • 18 weeks
    Sneak Peek (And A Contest Ad)

    You may recall me advertising a writing contest I'm hosting on my nsfw account. I wanted to find a way to give you guys a reason to care about that contest, so I decided I'd write a story to show you guys the sort of thing you could enter. I'm not sure if I'll get the actual story out in time, so here's a little

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  • 18 weeks
    A Lewd Contest (Cash Prizes)

    One day, I'll have something to promote here that isn't just something from my other account. Not today.

    I'm running a contest. A lewd contest. There will be cash prizes. Anyone who can publish a story to enter, and, as you're being judged on creativity as well as technical skill, anyone can win, even if you're not the strongest writer. I want to give everyone a fair chance at this thing.

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  • 24 weeks
    EWF: Doomsday

    At this point in the storyline, the EWF gets sort of unofficially split in two: Ascension is where the bulk of the World Title build happens, whereas Magic is where basically everything else happens, at least for now.

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  • 24 weeks
    EWF: Nightmare Night

    When we left off, we were in the build up to EWF Nightmare Night. The card, a small one, was booked to be Luna Regal (c) vs Diamond Tiara for the Intercontinental Championship, and the 5 on 5 elimination tag team match with the fate of the EWF World Championship, and the EWF itself, hanging in the balance. But first, a bit of set up.

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Spam Bot Adventures · 2:13am Jul 27th, 2017

So, I'm on my friend Prince Conjure's Xbox Live account so I can play Dark Souls 3 (I'm too broke to buy a copy, he said he'd lend it to me, stop judging me). Outta nowhere, he gets a message from somebody that simply says "hey cutie".

My response?

You, me, behind the Walgreens, midnight. Bring the peanut butter, don't be late.

And cue the juvenile laughter.

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Comments ( 4 )

I'm a six-and-a-half year old watching Sesame Street and


you are an inspiration to us all

I'm more like a waste of space and human life, but thank you.

And cue the applause.
You, sir, are indeed an inspiration and truly, a magnificent human being.

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